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Emcee:
People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something.
You must present something of equal value to gain something.
That is the principle of equivalent trade in alchemy.
Anything Goes School of Masquerade Arts presents Full Metal Alchemist |
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Ed looks around
Al: Are you sure it's safe here?
Ed: Ya, Let me fix you up.
Al: Un! |
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Scar appears from stage left
Scar sees Ed & Al.
Scar heads towards their direction
Ed: It's Scar!
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Scar: Full Metal Alchemist!
Scar walks quickly towards Al.
Ed charges to attack, but Scar passes right by him
Scar points at box.
Scar: You and all state-certified alchemists shall be executed.
Al: Um.......I'm not
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Ed gets flustered and stomps around
Ed: (waves arms) HEY! I'M FULL METAL!
Scar's attention is refocused on Ed
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Ed takes two swings at Scar
Which Scar easily evades |
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Scar puts his hand on Ed's forehead.
Scar: In the name of Ishbal, I shall destroy you
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Two gunshots ring out
Scar takes two leaps back to stage left, one for each gunshot.
Roy, Hawkeye arrive from stage right.
Hawkeye: Stop right there Scar! You are under arrest!
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Scar: More State Certified Alchemists?
Roy: That's right! I am Roy Mustang, the Fire Alchemist.
Roy whips off his trenchcoat
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Scar: It's my lucky day.
Scar: After I kill you, the Full Metal Kid is mine.
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Hawkeye: Stop Colonel!
Hawkeye catches Roy's hand
Hawkeye: Due to masquerade rules you can't use fire in here!
Staffer: That's right! No fire, no blood, no profanity, no....
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Stage Ninja brings out the Staffer prop "walking" towards Scar
Scar: This is what I think of your "rules".
Scar palms the staffer's head, and blows it up
Scar: (to Roy) You're next.
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Hughes comes running out from stage right to Roy
Hughes: Wait! Before you fight,
Hughes: I have something very important to tell you
Roy looks at him and stops
Roy: What?
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Hughes: My daughter said "dada" today!! Isn't she the best?
Hughes takes out a picture of Alicia and kisses it.
Everyone else off balance for a second.
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Roy is annoyed and threatens to burn Hughes |
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Hughes points at Scar
Hughes: But seriously, didn't you see him blow that guy's head up?
Hughes: Blood spurting everywhere!
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Roy: Ha! I can do that too!
Hawkeye and Hughes look at each other puzzled and shrug their shoulders
Hawkeye: But Colonel, you only make fire.
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Roy: This is all very simple because,
Roy: I will be promoted if I defeat Scar.
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Roy: And once I get promoted,
Roy: I'll make all women in the military wear MINI SKIRTs.
Roy snaps his fingers and uses his fire powers to burn Riza's pants into a miniskirt.
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Hawkeye is caught off guard
and has huge sweatdrop action for a split second
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Alphonse notices what just happened
And changes his expression to OMG WTF BBQ
Ed covers both their eyes |
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Hawkeye quickly determines Roy's intentions
and plays along
as Scar starts to notice the change |
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Slow motion for your benefit
Scar gets a closer look |
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Scar's head explodes
From the hotness that is Hawkeye in a miniskirt |
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Scar gets the biggest bloody nose ever |
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Roy: Yes!
Roy: Hughes, escort Al and Full Mini Alchemist back to Central
Ed: I'm not small like a grain of rice!
Ed stomps towards Roy
Roy shoves Ed into Hughes as he exits
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After losing so much blood
It is easy for Hawkeye to arrest Scar
Hawkeye cuffs Scar and escorts him offstage.
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Hughes puts himself right next to Ed
Hughes: Ed, today is your lucky day!
Hughes: Scar's been captured!
Hughes: And!
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Hughes: You get to see a picture of my daughter!
Hughes: Isn't she adorable?
Hughes pushes the picture into Ed's face and makes kissy sounds
Ed is disturbed
Ed: All you military people are crazy!
Ed: Al, let's get out of here!
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