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Prelude:
The Creepy Thin Man strikes!
Emcee reads:
"#40 - AMC and AGSMA present to you a wonderful dish, featuring a medley of justice, betrayal, and a dash of PMS for spice!"
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Charlie: Good Evening.
Angels: Good evening Charlie!
Charlie: I have a very special assignment for you girls
Meet Strider Hiryu,
His many crimes include playing teeny bopper music loudly in public places,
promoting Pokemon merchandise,
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And raiding women's dressing rooms.
For the sake of humanity, I'm counting on you girls to stop him
Cue music
Alex, Natalie, and Dylan *slight pause*
The unstoppable Chun Li's *slight pause* Angels'!
Alex: Let's get this guy!
Chun-Li's nod at each other::
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Strider and Natalie engage
Strider strikes Natalie but she blocks
Natalie twists Strider's arm
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But she gets a knee to the abdomen
And is thrown down and rolls on the ground
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Dylan attacks Strider and lands like one punch
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Then she throws him to the ground and punches him once
Dylan: Piece of cake...
Dylan looks to sword on ground
Dylan: Oooh, that's a nice sword!
Dylan goes to get it
Alex: What are you doing! This is no time to be picking up souvenirs.... Finish him!!
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Strider comes up behind Dylan, to his open back
Alex: He's behind you!
Watch Out!!!!!
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Alex kicks upstage at Strider, he falls down
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Dylan looks back
Dylan: What are you talking about? What's with the bossy attitude!?
Alex: You weren't listening to me!
Dylan: Who do you think you are, the leader or something?
Alex: Obviously I'm the only capable one around here
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Dylan: Oh, please- you're talking to the original here...
You're nothing but an alternate version!
Alex: AaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
Alex tosses Dylan
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Dylan: I can't believe this... I'm outta here!
Meanwhile Natalie is recovering
Natalie: Wha- Where are you going?
Dylan starts walking offstage
Natalie: You can't leave us...
You're a part of our team!
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Dylan comes back with Chun-Li Miss Fishems
Dylan: Here's your replacement.
Meanwhile Strider has opened Victreebell
It gets ready to devour the Chun Lis
Natalie and Alex stare at fish
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Strider rushes at them with Victreebell,
Natalie holds out the fish and the thing eats it
Strider tosses both the items off stage
Strider picks up his cypher again and gets ready for an attack
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Natalie: Like, What do we do now?
Dylan comes back onstage
Alex: Dylan?
Dylan: I couldn't desert you guys... we're a team!
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Alex: Let's finish off this creepy thin man together!
Natalie: Chun Li, Ultimate ATTACK'!!
End music
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Chun-li's do yap-yap kick in synch'
Yap, yap* kick noise
(3 tracks going at once, for everyone)
Strider screams and collapses
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Chun-li soundclip x 3: Yatta!!
They jump up and down
Charlie: Nice work Angels,
Now you can relax and enjoy the rest of the convention.
Angels: Thanks Charlie...
Chun-Li's do Gomen-ne pose and walk off
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