Question: Why does a duck always look worried?

Answer: Because he always has a bill in front of him.


Question: Why are dogs like trees?

Answer: They both have barks.


Question: Why was a mother flea so unhappy?

Anwswer: Her children were going to the dogs.


Question: Where do cows go on dates?

Answer: To the moo-vies.


Question: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Answer: A woolly jumper.


Question: If a horse wears horse shoes, what does a camel wear?

Answer: Desert boots.

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Date uploaded: 02/02/02
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Last update: 13/02/02


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