Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a year?

Answer: A leap year.


Question: Where can you buy elephants?

Answer: At jumbo sales


Question: Why do bees hum?

Answer: Because they don’t know the words.


Question: Why did the chicken go to Hollywood?

Answer: To see Gregory Peck.


Question: What do you call a sheep covered in with chocolate?

Answer: A Cadbury baaaa (bar)


Question: What horses keep late hours?

Answer: Nightmares


Question: Why did the moth eat the carpet?

Answer: To see the floor show.


Question: Why did the chicken run away from the coop.

Answer: She was tired of being cooped up.