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Question: What do you call a bull dozing

Answer: A bulldozer.

Question: What’s a crocodiles favourite card game?

Answer: Snap.

Question: How do you write to a fish?

Answer: Just drop him a line.

Question: Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

Answer: To a retail store.

Question: What did the mother elephant say to the baby elephant when he misbehaved?

Answer: ”Tusk, tusk!”

Question: Where do sheep do their shopping?

Answer: At Woollies. (Woolworths = a retail store)

Question: What fish sings songs?

Answer: A tuna fish.

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Date uploaded: 04/02/02 Last update: 03/02/02 04/02/02 Author: JM Copyright © 2002-2005 JW Miller T/A House of Elrond and http://au.oocities.com/animal_health_clinic. All rights reserved

Date uploaded: 04/02/02 Last update: 03/02/02
04/02/02

Author: JM

Copyright © 2002-2005 JW Miller T/A House of Elrond and http://au.oocities.com/animal_health_clinic. All rights reserved