by
Erik Oosterwal
Here are a few samples of things I've written over the years. I enjoy writing
semi-humorous or entertaining stories best, but I have been known to write
other things. If you look hard enough, you will find a link on one of my
other pages to some of my more carnal fiction.
The Physics of Tae Kwon Do (updated
02-Apr-2004)
An instructional book.
No Two Sexes are Alike
A light-hearted look at the difference between men and women.
The Green Monster
A story for children.
Do You Take Visa?
I promised you another story, but...
Email Lists vs. Sex
Which is better, Email or Sex?
How to Clean a Sticky Keyboard
Ever wonder how to fix those nasty problems with multiple key entries?
Your Eyes
A love poem (pdf).
Panning in the Trashbins for Gold
Song lyrics about homelessness.
i'm so bored
How come there's never anything to do?
Chasing Pigeons in the Park
More poetic lyrics - what's it supposed to mean?
Why I Owe Muhammad Ali $5
(added Mar-26-2004)
A story about growing up in a small town in Michigan.
White Men as Diversity Partners
(added Mar-26-2004)
An article I'm working on concerning diversity and how to include white men
as full partners. Consider that it is still a work in progress and requires
more detail.
While I was involved with
Toastmasters, I wrote a few speeches
on my way to getting my CTM. Here are a few samples:
What Will You Do?
A speech about reading and education.
Shapes of Things Before my Eyes
A description of our fractal environment.
Sticks and Stones
Political Correctness: When does it go too far?
The Love of Television is the Root of all Evil
So you have a television, what are you going to do with it?
Freedom
Use it or lose it.
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