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'It's a whole new world we live in...But you've still gotta catch 'em all; Be the best that you can be...Pokémon Johto...Pokémon Johto!' One disadvantage of being here is having to sing the theme song myself. *sigh* This had better be worth it.
Battle #25: Episode #154 - Know More Puns!
May 19, 2001
Setting:
Outskirts of Nondescript City
Player: Ash
[Record: 1-0-0] Last battle: #23, 'Win' v. Fred, Tim, etc. (by forfeit)
It's another beautiful day as our beloved hero Ash Ketchum...is running through some city, leaving a trail of smoke behind
him?
HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!
All right Long Ears, what's going on?
VELVET:
I've told you already!
Besides, you don't need to know. You just have to set the scene and leave!
But someone's already set the scene!
VELVET:
SO CHANGE IT!!!
Easy for you to say...there's no computer here...there isn't even a floor around! I'm hanging onto the curtains and my arms are hurting!
VELVET:
Whinge, whinge, whinge...I can see why they don't let you say much during the series.
I'm not paying you to @#$%& whinge all day, so GET ON WITH IT!
I'm getting on with my pay packet quite nicely, thank you; it's this workplace and you that I'm having the problems
with.
VELVET:
Leave then. >_<
Fine! All I have to do is get to the door...somehow...and get back past all that swirling blue stuff, then go and get some dinner...wait a minute - I'm broke.
*sigh* Okay. You win, Fluffy Thing. Let's see what I can do...
What's this? It looks like Misty's finally turned up! Where could she have been?
MISTY:
YOU LEFT ME TO GET SQUASHED BY THOSE GIANT FALLING ROCKS!
HEY, STOP RUNNING AWAY!
PUTMEOUTPUTMEOUTPUTMEOUT!
MISTY:
If that's what it'll take to keep you still while I kill you...
NO MORE EVADING PAIN FOR YOU!
Misty, isn't it against your contract to attempt to kill other characters?
MISTY:
THIS ISN'T AN ATTEMPT! AND STUFF THE CONTRACT!
Maybe I should seek Producer Intervention...these guys aren't doing a good job at controlling the series here...
WAAAAAHHHHH - OWWWWW!!!!!
MISTY:
The ROCKS didn't kill you? Darn!
Ha ha, very funny Misty. Life back here's been bad enough without you turning up!
MISTY:
You're the one who wouldn't rescue me from the GIANT FALLING ROCKS last October!
I thought you were supposed to be a tomboy-that-can-look-after-herself or something.
MISTY:
I'm a romantic! I have an obligation to be rescued!
A romantic tomboy? That sounds a bit like an oxymoron.
MISTY:
ARE YOU CALLING ME AN OXYMORON - What is an oxymoron?
How should I know? Some shadowy figures wrote it on my hand with a permanent marker and told me I had to say it as part of their
'Providing the Child With an Education So Parents Won't Complain About the Series' campaign. Whatever that
is.
MISTY:
How'd you remember what the campaign was for?
They wrote that on my other hand. And arm.
Uh oh folks, this doesn't look good! Misty and Ash seem to be onto a secret here! We'd better go to a commercial
break -
VELVET:
Y'know, I didn't tell you to finish things that quickly.
I get a couple of cents out of advertising! I can't spare that!
VELVET:
Remember, you're supposed to be controlling the situation!
But if Ash and Misty find out about all the secret stuff the Producers do, I won't have a job by Monday! I have to go and warn
them!
VELVET:
Do you want me to pay you or what?
Only if you won't get me those salted-chocolate-flavoured fruit bars I asked for. Like I said, give me some and I'll work for
free.
VELVET:
Ignoring that disgusting request of yours, I'm leaving for a while. Do your job like I told you, get paid and gross some shopkeeper out with that idea of a semi-food product.
Meanie Ball of Fluff...Do I have to start this over again?
It's another wonderful day as our hero Ash and his friend Misty are travelling through the countryside to Goldenrod City! What exciting adventures could be awaiting them? Come to think of it, where's Brock?
Brock should've been here before we started walking!
MISTY:
You're right...he's gotta be around somewhere though! I mean, there's a blank spot here labelled 'Reserved for Brock'!
BROCK, WHERE'S OUR LUNCH?
MISTY:
YEAH BROCK, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP AROUND HERE AND EAT!
SPACE:
'You've contacted the space reserved for BROCK. BROCK is unavailable for COOKING or PATHETIC COURTING at the moment, possibly because RECORDS indicate that he was eaten by a creature known as RUSTEPI back in BATTLE 15.'
*sniff* Now we'll have to starve to death!
MISTY:
This looks like a situation where Psyduck might actually come in useful!
Now I think of it, what's happened to Pikachu?
MISTY:
We'll worry about Pikachu later! We need to energy to find it, and where better to get energy than from Roast
Psyduck?
...You're just sick. You're making me feel sick.
MISTY:
Don't worry 'bout it - that's just hunger pangs. Help me get Psyduck out and prepare it, and I might feel generous enough to give you the first piece.
Uh...
It can't be that hard to get Psyduck out - just call out one of your other Pokémon, right?
MISTY:
Exactly - Just hold onto the axe and swing it the moment Psyduck appears. Ready?
Yep!
MISTY:
Come on out, Polywhirl!
Misty's just managed to send out...Polywhirl?
*CHOP*
...This'll be a good time to go to a commercial break...
That's it, the AZURE WEBMISTRESS can deal with MYRA by herself this week! I've got an UPDATE DEADLINE coming up - What the -
Would you happen to have a salted-chocolate-flavoured fruit bar with you?
Setting:
Azure Version HQ
Player: Intruder
[Record: none]
NARRATOR doesn't, and is glad!
NARRATOR demands to know what's going on!
Why are you talking like that?!
NARRATOR looks at what has happened in BATTLE 25!
...
A Loudmouthed Future Hat and Main Course...Evil Ash and Misty...A Loudmouthed Current Psycho...What am I doing among them all?
NARRATOR is back!
Good. Do you know where the nearest 'Eat At Your Own Risk' store is, or the closest place where I can get the food I mentioned earlier?
NARRATOR is feeling sick at the thought!
NARRATOR wants to know who the INTRUDER is!
You mean you don't know? I am Speaker of Introductions, Continuations and Conclusions...the one whom all oral presenters aspire to be...the greatest conversationalist of all...
Zzzzz...
The Official Narrator of the Pokémon TV Series!
Zzzzz - Huh? Is that all?
What do you mean, 'Is that all?'
INTRUDER was renamed TV NARRATOR!
Player: TV Narrator
*yawn*
SPARE CURTAIN ROD was swung at TV NARRATOR!
AAAAAHHHHH!
That's for distracting a NARRATOR and making her tired while trying to UPDATE!
Who cares about whatever it is you're talking about? I'm not leaving until I'm either fed or paid!
NARRATOR hasn't got any money on-hand to get rid of TV NARRATOR, so...
NARRATOR got in touch with MOTHERING INSTINCT!
A crazed person with mothering instinct? Is it commercial break time yet?
NARRATOR used DISCIPLINE!
SPARE CURTAIN ROD was swung at TV NARRATOR!
HEEEEELLLLLP! I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!!!
NARRATOR notes that TV NARRATOR needs to be taught a real lesson!
Whatever happened to 'Go to your room'?
Since when does TV NARRATOR have a room?
Umm... Good point.
SPARE CURTAIN ROD has a GOOD, SHARP POINT!
SPARE CURTAIN ROD poked TV NARRATOR!
OWWWWW!!!!!
Owie... Look at what you did!
NARRATOR sees that TV NARRATOR is bleeding...LINES of TEXT?
I'M REPORTING YOU FOR ASSAULT!
NARRATOR suppresses MOTHERING INSTINCT and starts bleeding...uh, reading...LINES of TEXT!
NARRATOR watches a CLOT form in the middle of the FINAL EPISODE SUMMARY!
What happens next?
SPARE CURTAIN ROD poked TV NARRATOR again!
OWWWWW!!!!!
NARRATOR reads - rats, NARRATOR already knows about that EPISODE!
THAT'S IT, I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU MYSELF!
Does TV NARRATOR want to fight?
YOU BET!
NARRATOR does, but just don't tell the MEDIA tha - Oh.
TV NARRATOR wants to fight!
Are we reverting to the POKÉMON GAME FORMAT?
I choose you, GAME NARRATOR!
TV NARRATOR sent out GAME NARRATOR!
GAME NARRATOR, use your NARRATE attack!
GAME NARRATOR used NARRATE!
NARRATOR is confused!
Only NARRATOR is allowed to talk like that!
NARRATOR hurt itself in its confusion!
NARRATOR is not confused!
NARRATOR is confused!
NARRATOR watches the formation of a VICIOUS CIRCLE!
NARRATOR hurt itself in its confusion!
NARRATOR hid behind the CURTAIN as the VICIOUS CIRCLE started to spin!
VICIOUS CIRCLE:
NARRATOR is confused!
NARRATOR is not confused!
NARRATOR hurt itself in its confusion!
NARRATOR is not confused!
VICIOUS CIRCLE gets tired of being circular!
VICIOUS CIRCLE used LASH OUT!
VICIOUS CIRCLE consumed GAME NARRATOR!
GAME NARRATOR died! Use next Pokémon?
Hey, I gave up fifty sweet pickled anchovy pies to buy that NARRATOR!
NARRATOR takes that as a lost turn!
VICIOUS CIRCLE lost its circular shape and self-destructed!
Great, I'm bleeding again.
NARRATOR peeked out and tried to see EPISODE SUMMARY #300!
NARRATOR also sent out SPARE CURTAIN ROD!
That's practically cheating! Go...what happens when you run out of 'POKÉMON'?
SPARE CURTAIN ROD used...SPARE CURTAIN ROD doesn't know any attacks!
SPARE CURTAINS ROD stabs TV NARRATOR in frustration!
That's it! Go, BANDAID!
TV NARRATOR sent out BANDAID!
BANDAID, use STICK!
BANDAID used STICK!
BANDAID beat SPARE CURTAIN ROD with a STICK!
SPARE CURTAIN ROD fainted!
>_<
I don't like this weird, twisted environment; advantage or not.
BANDAID's attack continues!
STICK snapped!
BANDAID freaked out and stuck onto TV NARRATOR!
Thanks...but YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE!
TV NARRATOR tore off BANDAID!
BANDAID is convinced TV NARRATOR wants to kill it!
BANDAID fainted! Use next Pokémon?
But not before NARRATOR sends herself out!
So that's what you do! Go, me!
TV NARRATOR sent out TV NARRATOR!
TV NARRATOR broke a NARRATION ORDER!
NARRATOR sent out NARRATOR and kicked TV NARRATOR!
This bruise is...grey!
THAT HURTS!
NARRATOR can see that!
TV NARRATOR shouldn't be breaking NARRATION ORDERS!
Me, use CLICHÉ-Y CONCLUSION!
'Maybe Ash wasn't able to win today, but he looks to have learnt about the importance of gracious defeat. And that'll inspire him to train even harder to achieve his dream of becoming the greatest Pokémon Master of all time!'
AUGGH!
NARRATOR used COUNTER!
NARRATOR remembered KITCHEN COUNTER in the STORAGE CUPBOARD/CLOSET/WHATEVER!
NARRATOR used SETTING TRANSFER to move KITCHEN COUNTER!
Above TV NARRATOR's HEAD!
Me, use ANNOYING ALLITERATION!
AUGGH!
NARRATOR covered her EARS!
KITCHEN COUNTER was dropped!
That wasn't so bad...What's with this lump on my HEAD?
KITCHEN COUNTER disappeared into HQ PORTAL!
NARRATOR used SMALL CRY OF HELP!
Whatever.
NARRATOR let go of the CURTAINS while covering her EARS and is now clinging onto the WINDOWSILL for her life!
Don't be silly; if you fall into the HQ PORTAL, you'll just float around, won't you?
NARRATOR will lose all of WEBMISTRESS' RESPECT if she falls uncontrollably into HQ PORTAL!
Can't a TRUCE be called while TV NARRATOR helps NARRATOR back onto the CURTAINS?
All I have to do to knock you from the WINDOWSILL is swing around on my side of the CURTAIN, while I'll have to risk my safety so I can help you...I wonder what the best choice would be?
...
It's fairly obvious, isn't it? Me, use SWING!
TV NARRATOR used SWING - which is an extremely low action to take!
As if I even care about what you say!
TV NARRATOR swung into STORAGE!
No I didn't...
NARRATOR assumes TV NARRATOR knocked himself out and fainted!
...
NARRATOR is starting to wonder whether getting rid of the only person around who could assist her was a good idea!
...
...
WEBMISTRESS appeared?
Player: Webmistress
I don't know. Have I?
*sigh*
What exactly are you doing?
NARRATOR is...checking out the dust on the WINDOWSILL.
No you're not - you're clinging onto the WINDOWSILL for your life. I've lost all respect for you.
...
Now WEBMISTRESS has said that, can NARRATOR have some help?
You may as well.
NARRATOR is clinging onto the CURTAIN again!
NARRATOR feels obliged to thank WEBMISTRESS for her kindness!
*LOL*
NARRATOR wants to know what's so funny!
Did you seriously think I ever had respect for you?
?
You must have been kidding - I don't have respect for people as politicians, including aspiring ones!
...NARRATOR decides to go back to ASH and MISTY!
Setting:
?Route 34
Player: Misty
[Record: 0-0-0] Last seen: earlier, letting Polywhirl out of Poké Ball
COMMERCIAL BREAK ended!
'WHO'S THAT POKÉMON' SCREEN appeared!
That's a COOKING POT, so I assume it's POLYWHIRL.
Who's that Pokémon?
It's Polywhirl!
Hey ASH, we were meant to say that line together!
ASH:
Sorry, I was just adding some more garlic and butter to the Polywhirl stew.
I never knew you'd be so picky about what your food tastes like...
How'd the WEBMISTRESS know about POLYWHIRL?
I'm literate, believe it or not. Now we'd better leave before I have to see ASH show off his TABLE MANNERS - i.e. his lack of
them.
Don't cut my time as primary character short or I'll forever hate you!
MISTY considers that a THREAT? *LOL*
Backtrack:
Once a year, the media and economists keep a close watch on a small city; the political centre of a small-ish country. This is exciting news for them... Does anyone else care? Not especially. So why is it mentioned here? To get back at the Webmistress. >: )
Battle #26: Budget 2001 - Where's My Share?
May 22, 2001 - 7:05pm
Setting:
[Undisclosed Location, Parliament House] Canberra - Reality
Player: Federal Treasurer
[Record: none]
TREASURER and PRIME MINISTER appeared!
Oh...rats.
PM:
What is it now?
Are you sure I have to give a half-hour speech starting 7:30?
PM:
We always have - Have you done something wrong?!
...It's just that I haven't quite finished writing it yet.
PM:
WHHHAAATTT?!?!?!
Well, I had to keep some things away from the hands of the media!
PM:
WHY? WE'VE TOLD THEM EVERYTHING ELSE!
Will you stop yelling like that? I have to concentrate! Besides, you've lost enough hair as it is...
Is someone eavesdropping?
There ain't nobody here but us CHICKENS!
Oh...drat, we've got some loudmouthed reporter watching us.
NARRATOR isn't here to report anything!
NARRATOR just wants to watch the TREASURER and the PRIME MINISTER suffer!
The least you could do is call us MR COSTELLO and LITTLE JOHNNY HOWARD.
LITTLE JOHNNY HOWARD:
I thought I told you to stop calling me that.
Whatever - MR HOWARD, then.
NARRATOR will think about it!
...
TREASURER was renamed MR COSTELLO!
PRIME MINISTER was renamed MR HOWARD!
Out of respect?
Out of hope for POLITICAL BROWNIE POINTS!
...Just keep quiet.
Anyway, time to see what we can afford to lose - Do we have to throw all this money at the old people?
MR HOWARD:
What'd you think the 'Bribe Money' account was established for?
But these people are losing their memory! How're we supposed to know that they won't make the mistake of voting for 'the other
side'?
MR HOWARD:
You watch what you say - I'm not exactly a young, drop-dead-gorgeous surfie myself.
...I doubt anyone could mistake you for one.
MR HOWARD:
o_O
Trust me. Throw them money, make up some pathetic tale about how they're being rewarded for what they've done for this country, and enough of them will look upon us kindly on Election Day.
You'd better be right, 'cause both our political lives are at stake...Let me scribble that tale in...
NARRATOR is extremely amused!
You had to yell that while I was writing, didn't you? Now I've got ink all over my hands!
That'll make for an interesting sight when MR COSTELLO has to make his SPEECH! : )
That's it, I'm going to see if I can wash this off. We'll have to make do with the speech we've got.
MR COSTELLO stormed towards the MEN'S RESTROOM!
...NARRATOR thinks she'll be better off not to follow!
MR HOWARD:
*sigh* I don't know whether or not I should thank you for that.
A few $100 NOTES from the 'BRIBE MONEY' ACCOUNT will suffice!
MR HOWARD:
I'll make a note of it. It's funny how the Opposition Leader is my opponent, but my Treasurer is my enemy.
NARRATOR thinks that sounds like lots of FUN!
MR HOWARD:
Yeah, but after all my years in politics...I think I'm getting a little old for this.
?
MR HOWARD:
!
Pleasedon'ttellanyoneIsaidthat!!! It was out of character, honestly!
Why shouldn't NARRATOR tell?
MR HOWARD:
Uhhh... What would you like?
Considering NARRATOR needs to refill her own 'BRIBE MONEY' ACCOUNT...
Continuing FINANCIAL SUPPORT would be nice! : )
MR HOWARD:
Of course, of course... I suppose we can always tweak a few numbers for the time being...
NARRATOR watches MR HOWARD scribble calculations all over the PAPERWORK!
This would be a good time to make life miserable for everyone if NARRATOR didn't need the money so badly : |
...I'll just tell everyone the bluish tinge is from the cold.
Is it time to leave, Johnny Howard?
MR HOWARD:
...See that red tape?
It's only a couple of inches away. Have you had your eyes checked lately?
MR HOWARD:
>_<
MR COSTELLO's POLITICAL LIFE will get ripped to shreds RED-TAPE style if he can't show respect to his LEADER!
...
MR COSTELLO walked out!
MR HOWARD:
I owe you...?
Not much - only POLITICAL and FINANCIAL SUPPORT from the LEADER who grants the WISHES of the PEOPLE!
MR HOWARD:
...Yes...
May 27, 2001
Setting:
Bushland somewhere around Canberra
Player: Roy
[Record: none]
If I'm not mistaken, someone should've come and told me about the Federal Budget by now!
NARRATOR demands to know what ROY is doing in that TREE!
Adding to my splinter collection. Only 84 more and I'll be up to 1000.
...Is ROY having fun bleeding from 916 points on his ARMS, HANDS, LEGS and FEET?
I'M PROTECTING THIS BUSHLAND FROM BULLDOZERS AND LOGGING, YOU FOOL!
NARRATOR still wants to know if ROY is having fun bleeding!
You lack a brain as well as a body, don't you?
NARRATOR examines ROY's BLOOD!
Darn, it's just a boring red colour!
BUSHLAND was kicked in frustration!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T CARE IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
ROY pulled out WOODEN BOW and ARROW!
...O_O
YOU SHALL DIE IN THE NAME OF THE ENVIRONMENT!
ROY is a HYPOCRITE!
Does ROY have any idea how much suffering a TREE went through so that ROY could make a DEADLY WEAPON?
*sniff* Poor little TREE...
DON'T TRY MAKING ME OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY!
ROY aimed SKYWARD!
ARROW was released!
From servitude!
I feel strangely happy.
ARROW came back to help rescue BOW!
I feel strangely ill.
ARROW crash-landed!
Into ROY's SKULL!
@#$%&@#$%&@#$%&
STUPID @#$%& @#$%& @#$%& ARROW!!!
ROY isn't dead yet?! But that ARROW should've lodged in his BRAIN by now - never mind.
RSACi CLOUD appeared!
RSACi realised it was in the POLITICAL HEART of the NATION!
RSACi CLOUD sighed and left!
YOU DESERVE TO BE SLICED, DICED, BOILED AND SERVED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!
Not really; NARRATOR's BLOOD is just boring ol' red too.
VOICE:
Mr Roy, you up there?
At last, the messenger!
VOICE was identified as GREENIE!
GREENIE:
Wait a sec while I climb this tree...I'm more used to being chained to logging equipment.
...
...
GREENIE struggled to TREE BRANCH and clung on!
Okay kid, what's with the Federal Budget?
GREENIE:
Sir...the pollies...are providing...$275 million...next year...and prob'ly...$253 million...the year after...
WHAT? THEY'VE BEEN PROMISING OVER $300 MILLION AND UP TO $400 MILLION!!!
HOW DARE THE IDIOTS SHORT-CHANGE THE COUNTRY?!
GREENIE:
I think most...of the money's...going to areas like...Social Security...and welfare, sir...
...
I'm left with no choice. I must leave and storm Parliament House - smash it into the ground if necessary, if that's what it'll take for the idiots to realise that it's little use keeping the poor alive if we lose the environment.
I entrust you with the task of guarding this tree and surrounding bushland during my time away, messenger.
ROY is about to move?
How hard can it be? I've changed the way I've sat in this tree five times in five years!
ROY reached the ground in...three SECONDS?
Not bad, not bad at all.
Owwwww...
ROY slowly crawled away!
GREENIE:
I never thought I'd be stuck like this when I volunteered to come.
Stop indulging in self-pity!
Countless individuals are in far worse situations!
GREENIE:
Like who?
Like the TREE whose circulation to its BRANCH has been cut off, and is about to be forced to AMPUTATE it!
GREENIE:
Is there any way I can help it?
TREE used SELF-AMPUTATE!
BRANCH plummeted to the ground!
And crashed!
X_X
Strange how GREENIE was holding onto the same BRANCH...
GREENIE:
I'm cardigan of the tree and bushland...Have to find winter clothing for everyone...Maybe Granny will knit something...That reminds
me, need to get some head-lice treatment -
*WHACK*
TREE walked into GREENIE!
GREENIE fainted!
TREE backed away and pretended nothing happened!
Setting:
University (you know where)
Player: Fanny
[Record: none]
OKAY!
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE TO PROTEST AGAINST THE UNFAIR WAY THAT WE'VE BEEN TREATED BY THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT!
DON'T FORGET THAT VIOLENCE FROM ANY PARTICIPANT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
LOUD CHEERS were heard!
NOW, HERE'S OUR SENIOR REP.!
LOUD CHEERS were heard again!
FANNY retreated to a nearby PHONE BOOTH!
Did someone just say where I went? *shrug* May as well worry 'bout it later...
FANNY used PHONECARD!
PHONE is thrilled to know that someone cares about it enough to give it one!
Huh?
PHONE BOOTH gave FANNY an appreciative HUG!
Is it all those glasses of wine I had last night, or are the walls closing in on me - ACK!
LET ME MAKE MY PHONE CALL ALREADY!
PHONE BOOTH is offended!
*sigh* Tell someone who cares.
PHONE BOOTH realises that it technically belongs to the GOVERNMENT!
PHONE BOOTH starts moving towards PARLIAMENT HOUSE!
NOT YET!
FANNY should've said that earlier! Now she'll just have to live with the consequences of not making herself clear!
Look, I don't know if you're the result of last night's drinking session or what, but shut up while I make this phone call.
FANNY used DIAL!
FANNY dialled RENT-A-CROWD!
VOICE:
''Lo, u hav reecht der Kan-ber-rah branch of RENT-A-CROWD. Dis orginizashun woz ustablish'd wif der intenshun ov previding larg numbers of peepul 4 protessin' agenst enny 'n' ev'ry aspek ov modun suhsiety. Ow memberz eever go 2 ur protess bye rekwyest aw volunteer derr servecez, 'n' seek 2 premote vilens, vandle-ism 'n' anerkey jenrelly -'
FANNY dropped the RECEIVER?
Those guys are getting harder to understand every day. I bet the Greenies beat us to them anyway.
PHONE BOOTH can't stand having to listen to RENT-A-CROWD!
PHONE BOOTH shattered!
FANNY fell out!
And was cut by all the broken GLASS!
OW! At least I'm free of that stupid phone booth - too bad the wine's still messing with my mind.
Now, where's Parliament House?
NARRATOR thinks FANNY should be more worried about the danger of being crushed by PROTESTING UNI STUDENTS!
What protesting Uni students?
Those PROTESTING UNI STUDENT -
Where'd FANNY go?
...
Hello?
...
Anyone there?
...
NARRATOR thinks it's pointless to look for a CHARACTER who's too rude to locate itself!
NARRATOR hit the 'FAST FORWARD' BUTTON!
ZreperqvFnzrqvQvznapurFrr?VxabjzlSerapu!Gurfcryyvat'fbss,V'yynqzvg -
What kind of strange word is 'Serapu'?
NARRATOR hit the 'PLAY' BUTTON!
Setting:
Parliament House
Player: Mr Howard
[Record: 0-0-0] Last seen: owing stuff to Narrator. Hand it over ^_^
I hate having to say this, but it looks like there's a mob of people trying to break through the front doors.
MR COSTELLO:
Don't annoy me while I scrub my hands!
There's Security and the Police...they look like they're being attacked...What happened there?
MR COSTELLO:
Can't you keep your mouth shut about anything? Even when a pin drops, you're there going 'blah blah
blah'!
I don't like the way this is looking - I might take the rest of the day off.
MR COSTELLO:
Hurry up and bore those protesters to death! You're the one who told me to focus on the old and grey citizens!
Oh, so it's suddenly my fault?
YOU'RE THE TREASURER - THE BUDGET'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!
AND IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THE TWO MOST TROUBLESOME GROUPS IN SOCIETY ARE TRYING TO KILL
US!
MR COSTELLO:
YOU'RE THE CURRENT PRIME MINISTER - EVERY MISTAKE THE GOVERNMENT MAKES IS YOUR
FAULT!
MR COSTELLO wants to challenge the LEADERSHIP ROLE! (Can't imagine why...)
MR COSTELLO sent out MR COSTELLO!
MR HOWARD sent out MR HOWARD!
MR HOWARD used PROCRASTINATE!
You'll have to get the LIBERAL/NATIONAL COALITION together to do that! :-b
It's super immature!
MR COSTELLO:
You think sticking your tongue out will do you any good? Beat THIS!
MR COSTELLO used SMIRK!
Attack backfired!
MR COSTELLO's PUBLIC SUPPORT descended into NEGATIVE VALUES!
C'mon, you've done that countless times!
MR HOWARD used EYEBROW WIGGLE!
It's super effective - at least NARRATOR thinks so...
MR COSTELLO:
AUUUGGGHHH!!! THEY'RE ALIVE!
Thanks; NARRATOR was waiting for someone to look on her behalf!
MR COSTELLO:
It's SECRET TACTIC TIME!
MR COSTELLO used SECRET TACTIC!
MR COSTELLO began talking with GENUINE SINCERITY!?
This has really gone too far -
TIDAL WAVE OF PROTESTERS appeared!
MR HOWARD and MR COSTELLO -
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Great, everyone's going missing today!
You can never discuss anything with POLITICIANS when you need to! (:-&
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