The Blind Fools lies fundies have always loved to swallow have just gotten better!

We are pleased to announce a new line of 9 or so gourmet articles along with improvements to our existing dry and boring ones.

Emporer Catstantine loves the extra flavor and propoganda, and we know your followers will too!

Your congregation won't be able to resist the new savory taste of really good spin basted into every dry story.

Now simmered with real half-truths, your churchgoers will savor every bite of these improved articles.

We are proud to introduce these 9 or so new gourmet lies for the indulgent blind sheep in your flock.

 

Enjoy...

 

 

 

Blind Fools is brought to you by this turtle...

The Official Pace Car
of Evolution

 

 

"But this notion of something smooth and slow, like the ascent of a slope, is a great part of the illusion.

It is an illogicality as well as an illusion; for slowness has really nothing to do with the question.

An event is not any more intrinsically intelligible because of the pace at which it moves.

For a man who does not believe in a miracle, a slow miracle would be just as incredible as a swift one."

G. K. Chesterton
' The Everlasting Man'

 Blind Fools Nine
"Emporer Catstantine Welcomes You"

Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist) - Frank sends a belated Christmas thought.

Amazing Transitional Animals - See what transitional animals actually looked like and learn how they lived their lives.

interview with a god - Getting to know the ones that that Jesus character was plagiarized from.

This Day in Evolution History - Learn what happened on this day in evolution history.

Chatter Box - A Quadrilateral Quiver of Quasi-Quaint yet Quirky Quotations.

The Book of Chances - The truth of what really went down as compiled by the Genesis Seminar (Chapter 9).

Evolution in Action - Visual proof that evolution is indeed fact.

So-So Proofs of Intelligent Design - Ones you won't hear about from the other guys.

Primordial Soup for the Soulless - It ain't for the Chicken-Hearted!

Opposable Thumbs - They're not just for grasping objects anymore.

The Blind Fools Evolution Dictionary - Stuck between Darwin's 'The Origin of Species' and God's 'Bible' you will find the Blind Fools Evolution Dictionary.

Toon Dig - Discover for yourself actual missing links!

EvoNews! - Evolution in the news, and news covering evolution - with my instantaneous point-by-point stinging analysis.

Letters to the Editor - Letters from inquiring inquirers.

The Blind Fools Guest Entry Log - Got a quick snippet that your brain wants to force your fingers to jot down?

Who Are We? - Well if you don't know, we have little hope of ever finding out ourselves.

The Real Story - All kidding aside . . .

Past Issues - Issues that ran before this one.

Linkage - Other sites that are way more intelligent and coherent than this one.

Contact the fools - How you can contact us (the aforementioned). And, sign up to be on the MAILING LIST - or else!!!