Table of Contents
Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)
So-So Proofs of Intelligent Design
Primordial Soup for the Soulless
The Blind Fools Evolution Dictionary
The Blind Fools Guest Entry Log
Past Issues - Issues that ran before this
Linkage - Other sites that are way more
It ain't for the Chicken-Hearted!
From goo to you, 'Primordial Soup for the Soulless' is a collection of sayings that have evolved over the millenia which reflect the struggle for life on Earth - a hunk of rock and metal that circles a humdrum star that is one of 400 billion other stars that make up the Milky Way Galaxy which is one of billions of other galaxies which make up a universe which may be one of a very large number, perhaps an infinite number, of other universes.
It could be worse. It will be worse. Hasta la vista, baby. Good guys finish last. Every rose has its thorns. Every man has his price. Cheer up, it's not the end of the world - yet.
Forget bubbles, comets or ocean vents. Scientists should be looking at pizza for the answer. I can remember when my college roommates and I routinely created life every week in our refrigerator. My theory is that around 4.5 billion years ago, the earth was bombarded by intergalactic pizzas. These then provided the ideal breeding ground in which early organisms could thrive and later evolve.
Life is hard, and then you die. We're all just flesh-bags of chemicals responding to stimuli. Life is a series of disappointments, followed by death. Death is just a part of life... the last part. Every man for himself. Monkey see, monkey do.
All is fair in love and war. There are plenty more fish in the sea - including sharks. Gentlemen prefer blondes. Size does matter.
We no longer feel ourselves to be guests in someone else's home and therefore obliged to make our behavior conform with a set of pre-existing cosmic rules. It is our creation now. We make the rules. We establish the parameters of reality. We create the world, and because we do, we no longer feel beholden to outside forces. We no longer have to justify our behavior, for we are now the architects of the universe. We are responsible to nothing outside ourselves, for we are the kingdom, the power, and the glory for ever and ever.
Human beings are the result of evolution, and shaped by natural selection. Self-centredness and aggression were essential at every stage of evolution.
The secrets of evolution are time and death. Time for the slow accumulations of favorable mutations, and death to make room for new species.
If human beings are part of nature and nothing more then the mind is simply an organ that has evolved from lower forms in the struggle for existence - just as wings or claws have evolved - and its value depends on whether it works, whether it enables the organism to survive.
It's a fight for survival. Life goes on - with or without you. When it rains, it pours. When the pony dies, the ride is over. Tomorrow is another day, and it will pass whether you are alive or not. Time and tide wait for no man.
No pain, no gain - but pain doesn't necessarily equal gain. Pain is no protection against more pain. It'll feel better when it stops hurting. Cry "Uncle". You lookin' at me?! Go ahead, step across this line.
It has become necessary for a NEW religion, based on man's natural instincts, to come forth. THEY have named it. It is called Satanism.
If you can't beat 'em, submit to them. Winners need their losers. We're all just organic pain collectors racing toward oblivion. It's a dog's life. It's a dog eat dog world. Dogs are man's best friends. Death is the exclamation point at the end of a life sentence.
No guts, no glory. When you are not strong, you must be smart - if you're not smart, then oh well. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that suggests you tried. If all else fails, manipulate the data.
You gotta look out for number one - the alpha male. She who is married to he who dies with the most toys wins. Might makes right. War is raw. Survival of the fittest. I'll be back. A monkey in silk is a monkey no less.
Go ahead punk, make my day. Traditional values represent a slave morality created by weak and resentful individuals who encourage such behavior as gentleness and kindness because the behavior serves their interests.
Chemicals, it's all chemicals. Mutations are good, right? Someone has to be the low man on the totem pole. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Life is short, death is long. The clothes make the man. Actions speak louder than words. Appearances can be deceiving. Beggars can't be choosers. The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
The cure is worse than the disease. A fool and his money are soon parted. The grass is always greener on the other side. He who hesitates is lost. If it's not one thing it's another. Every man for himself.
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. Seeing is believing. Strike while the iron is hot. There's more than one way to skin a cat. You get what you pay for. You have to break a few eggs to make an omlette. Gone and forgotten.
Despite many claims to the contrary, life does not begin at conception: It is an unbroken chain that stretches back nearly to the origin of the Earth, 4.6 billion years ago. Nor does human life begin at conception: it is an unbroken chain dating back to the origin of our species, tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago. Every human sperm and egg is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, alive. They are not human beings of course. However it could be argued that neither is a fertilized egg.
Are we not all predatory animals by instinct? If humans ceased wholly from preying upon each other, could they continue to exist?
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
I am an atheist, out and out - I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he does not that I don't want to waste my time.
Every one of us began from a dot. A fertilized egg is roughly the size of the period at the end of this sentence . The momentous meeting of sperm and egg generally occurs in one of the two fallopian tubes. One cell becomes two, two becomes four, and by the sixth day the fertilized egg has become a kind of hollow sphere wandering off to another realm: the womb. It destroys tissue in its path. It sucks blood from the capillaries. It establishes itself as a kind of parasite on the walls of the uterus.
By the third week, around the time of the first missed menstrual period, the forming embryo is about 2 millimeters long and is developing various body parts. But it looks a little like a segmented worm.
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Some of these and more 'Primordial Soup for the Soulless' words of wisdom can be found here.
