i wish i could feel like you, when
i fuck like you, it's sore...
part of me gets sick, part of me
gets sore...
i miss my angel, i miss my monster,
i miss myself...
you can't see kalifornia without
marlon brando's eyes...
Created on 07.03.97
Updated
Hello...
yr mom has
smaller fat people
orbiting her fat ass.
An Introduction
that counter sucks...if you know of a place where
i can get a better free counter...hopefully one that works...lemme know,
ok? ok...thanks.
make you, break you, make you, break
you, make you, break you, make you...lookout make you, break you, make
you, break you, make you, break you, make you...LOOKOUT!!!
0332/tu03212000
yeah, i'm fukkin hungry. dude...last night i saw weezer's "say it ain't so" video on the evil eMpTyV. they fukkin rawk and anyone who doesn't think so can eat a balloon knot. this isn't gonna be a big update, but i feel obligated to do this everyday cos i made my promise...and i've got some cool shit to show you. first of all, go here, then when you get done there, eat some pizza er something.
ok...now i got something to say...what the fuck is on madonna's mind? i mean, come on...American Pie? why would you want to redo that song? i think you can go to hell fr that. someone told me that she really didn't want to do it, but her record label forced her to. but you know what? as far as i knew, she owned her recording label. i know that she's owned by warner bros, but still. then i see the video fr it. what the hell is that shit all abt? it's great to show the diversity of the ppl that make up this great nation of ours, but what kinda drugs did they give her to make her dance like that to that song and make a total fool of herself? when did she grow that fake ass accent? i liked the wacky ppl in the video...and i wish i had vid cap equipment, cos i'd take stills of all the freaks in the thing and make some sort of collage. that would be interesting. the only thing good abt the video is the fact that it had two gay men kissing in it. there's nothing more shocking that two gay men kissing is there? god, i remember when mtv made nirvana make a second video fr heart shaped box cos krist and dave were sitting on a bed and dave put his hand around krist, and krist touched it and held it. MTV, you sure have come a long way baby. hey, wait a second, doesn't madonna own mtv? austen, go kick her ass and bring me her head.
and here's another thing i don't understand. near future: we here at the revolution think that it's very important to let you know what we're working on...so here's a list of new features that we will be bringing you in the next month.
The Gurl-our very own in-house model, willing to put herself in "compromising positions" and send the pics to us fr posting...how fukkin cool is that???
Advice From Father Time Or Predator-an advice column where you can bring yr prollems to father time or predator and find out what they think you should do. kinda like lovelines, but with two sick fucks instead of just one. if you have a prollem, email us and we'll post the email with a response, or to keep yr privacy, we'll email you back...yr choice.
Interviews With Lil Joey-Lil Joey will be going around, calling ppl, and chatting with some of the most boring, cool, ugly, beautiful, sick, happy, depressed ppl in the world.
What the fuck is that?-a contest where we post a picture, and you try to figure out what the fuck it is.
remember, these things are just a few of the things comming in the next month er so, so stay tuned. i think that's all fr now...end transmission.
2326/su03192000
hey, well...ummm...instead of updating, i slept alot. so i got a small update, but it's gonna have to do. after all the bull shit that i went through on friday with getting a new tub and having crazy ppl in my house and shit, we still have a leak. on top of that, they did a busted ass job of putting a tub in, so now the bathroom looks like a housing project bathroom. i swear, i'm waiting fr candy man to come through the mirror at any second. hmmm...it seems that the interview section has been postponed, as i have run into a prollem. my partner and main influence when it comes to this web site, lil joey, has decided to do the interviews himself. he also wants more abt himself and features that he's come up wif here. but since he can't type, read, er anything like that, i'm gonna have to do all the work, like always. anyway, lil joey and i got together to work on this piece...his tribute to Work Out sensation John Basedow. don't worry, you'll recognize him when you see the pics.
man...check this out. i've run out of steam...i'll be back to finish this update later...
hey kid, you like music? you wanna know what i think abt yr favorite bands? wanna hot tip on some bands you've never heard of? go to my Ultimate Record Listings and learn...
Hey, you! yeah you!
Wanna get some cool email?
Join our mailing list!
Just enter your email address below,
then click the 'Join List' button:
I STARTED A WEB RING...it's growing
everyday...well...almost...if only some ppl would submit there stinkin
sites....anyway...it's on its way to an army of millions....mmmmmuuuuuuuuaaaaaahhhhahahahahaha....so,
if yr intrested in JOINING, click HERE
remember these things...
kristin, i am loving you...
don't smoke, but if you have too, smoke
camel wides
love thy neighbor
don't disrespect my old earth
don't get bent out of shape if i piss
on yr gate
there is no spoon
no hope=no fear
no glot, clom fliday
you can trust in God, just remember
to lock yr car doors.
control can never be a means to any
practical end, it can never be a means to anything but more control
bobby digital says that fifty straight push-ups keep ther body in perfect shape.
until next time, this is hard harry
saying eat yr cereal with a fork, and do yr homework in the dark.
hey...i'm a scumbag...here's proof...
and as always...if you stumble on my dirt
here...let me know by SIGNING THE GUESTBOOK....thanks.
p.s. Even if you don't like MaRiLyN
mAnSoN<-----(Official Spooky Kid Spelling)isn't "I wasn't born with
enough middle fingers" a great line?
p.p.s. Has anyone else noticed that
all of sean "puffy" combs' songs sound like one end of a phone conversation?
(uh-huh, yeah)
p.p.p.s. i'm left-handed...why aren't
you???
p.p.p.p.s. On august 2nd 1997, William
S. Burroughs died of a heart attack in a hospital in East Lawrence, KS.
mourn now. Go blow something up later. No Federal buildings please. and
if you do...don't tell them that i told you to do it...
p.p.p.p.s. I am a part of a butt
load of web rings now...so aren't you jealous....hehehehehhee......
real quick....four short impressions:
jonathan davis(korn dumb-ass): "GO!"
rob zombie(duh): "yeah, motherfucker!"
fred durst(limp bizkit): "get the
fuck up, bring it on!"
chino moreno(deftones): "i'm bored"