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Mars' Rule An expert is anyone from out of town.
Weger's Definition An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Warren's Rule To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
Schroeder's Law Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
Green's Law Of Debate Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Burke's Rule Never create a problem for which you do not have an answer.
Create problems for which ONLY you have the answer.
First Rule Of History History does not repeat itself --- historians merely repeat each other.
Dunlap's Law Of Physics 1) Fact is solidified opinion.
2) Facts may weaken under extreme heat & pressure.
3) Truth is elastic.
Merkin's Maxim When in doubt, predict the trend will continue. Unless conditions change.
Meyer's Law It is simple to make things more complex, but complex to make things more simple.
Hanlon's Razor Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hlade's Law If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person, who will find an easier way to do it.
Medical Principle 1 Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, it does not mean he knows what it is.
Medical Principle 2 The more boring & out-of-date the waiting room magazines, the longer the wait for your scheduled appointment.
Medical Principle 3 Only adults have difficulty with child-proof containers.
Medical Principle 4 You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of the prescription.
Medical Principle 5 The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing ones.
Third Law Of Repair If you can't fix it, don't break it.
First Law Of Repair If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Fagin's Rule Extended Hindsight is an exact science. Foresight is an inexact pseudo-science.
Law Of Nursing 1 There are two kinds of adhesive tape: that which won't stay on, and that which won't come off.
Law Of Nursing 2 All the bedpans are at the other end of the hall.
Law Of Nursing 3 Patients need to have their sleeping pills on time, even if already asleep.
Barach's Rule An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his or her doctor.
Breda's Rule Of Sports Events The people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
Moser's Law Of Spectator Sports Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hotdog.
First Law Of Travel It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
Law Of Life's Highway If everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
Lemar's Parking Regulation If you have to park six blocks away, you will then find two empty spaces right at the building entrance.
Mckee's Law of
STOP & GO
When you are in a hurry, the light will turn green as soon as you come to a complete stop.
Fremo's Law Of
Automotive Repair
If you drop something in the engine compartment, it will never reach the ground.
Bromberg's Law Of
Car Repair 1
Metric and imperial tools can apparently be used interchangeably on bolts & nuts. At least once, anyway.
Bromberg's Law Of
Car Repair 2
Any task around an automobile, no matter how minor, involves getting covered in grease and oil.
Bromberg's Law Of
Car Repair 3
In an emergency, the only tool available is usually a hammer.
Gold's Law If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Finman's Bargain Basement Principle The one you really want never goes on sale.
Hershiser's Rule Anything marked 'NEW' or 'IMPROVED' isn't. It just means the price went up.
Mcgowan's MADISON AVENUE AXIOM If an item is advertised as 'under $50', you can be sure it is not priced at $19.95
Beryl's Law Of Careful Purchasing The 'Consumer Report' on an item is published the week after your purchase.
Savignano's Law Of
Mail-Order 1
If you don't write to complain, you will never receive your order.
Savignano's Law Of
Mail-Order 2
If you write to complain, your merchandise arrives before they receive your angry letter.
Lewis' Law Of Supply People will buy anything that limited to one to a customer.
Brook's Law Of Retailing Security isn't. Management can't. Sales promotions don't. Consumer assistance doesn't. Worker's won't.
O'Reilly's Law Of The Kitchen Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Law Of Kitchen
Gadgets 1
Multi-function gadgets will not perform any function adequately.
Law Of Kitchen
Gadgets 2
The more expensive the gadget, the less often you will use it.
Law Of Secure Packaging The simpler the instructions (e.g. 'Press here'), the more difficult it will be to open the package.
Law Of Family Recipes In a handwritten recipe, the most vital measurement will be illegible.
Inverse Law Of Culinary Magic You are always complimented on the menu item that took the least effort to prepare.
Law Of Culinary Reference The more time spent in preparation, the more likely the guests will pass the entire meal discussing other feasts.
Alice's Law Of The Kitchen Whatever you prepare for supper, someone will have had it for lunch.
Working Cook's Law 1 If you are wondering if you took the meat out to thaw this morning, you didn't.
Working Cook's Law 2 If you are wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.
Working Cook's Law 3 If you are wondering if you have enough money for dinner out tonight, you don't.
Hamilton's Law For
Cleaning Glassware
The spot you can't get off is on the other side. If that is the inside, you won't be able to reach it.
Walker's Law Of Laundry There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry. But if it's clean, it isn't laundry!
Skoff's Law A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
Van Roy's Law Of Toys An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Law Of Feline Appetite The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
Parkinson's Law For Teenagers The teenage stomach expands to accomodate the amount of junk food available.
Principle Of Fruit Purchase If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe.
Ballance's Law Of Relativity The length of a minute depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Britt's Green Thumb Rule The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price, and directly with its ugliness.
Kovac's Conundrum When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Arthur's Law Of Love 1 People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
Arthur's Law Of Love 2 Other people's romantic gestures seem novel and exciting. Your own romantic gestures seem foolish and clumsy.
Arthur's Law Of Love 3 A love note you finally got the courage to send will be delayed long enough for you to make a fool of youself in person.
Thom's Law Of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
Bedfellow's Rule The one who snores always falls asleep first.
Ruby's Rule Of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Chett's Lament If you help a friend in need, he or she will be sure to remember you ... the next time he or she is in need.
Dennnison's Law Virtue is its own punishment.
Jacob's Law To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.
Edelstein's Advice Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They are too busy doing the same thing.
Bocklage's Law He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke.
Basic Law Of Excess If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
Roger's Observation On Murphyism In a bureaucratic hierachy, the higher up they are, the less people appreciate Murphy.
Jaffe's Precept There are some things which are impossible to know. It even impossible to know which things these are.
Muir's Law Of Interdependance When we try to isolate just one thing, we find out that it is inevitably attached to everything else in the universe.
Ducharme's Axiom If one views one's problems closely enough, one will recognize oneself as part of the problem.
The Last Law If several things that could have gone wrong have NOT gone wrong, it would have been best if they had gone wrong.


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