By Gen. Ulysses S. Grant
(aka Dr. Grant)
It is obvious that those who suffer from Rebel dementia are also bed wetters. Rather than join in the spirit of the game they have chosen to wet their pants and wet their beds. Why gentlemen don't you realize that without me you would have no Civil War to fight!
You make believe to wage a war where courage and honor were still alive and well. Yet at the first sign of your enemy reborn you respond not as honorable men, but as scoundrels and jackals. Why don't you realize that you would be a disappointment to the very Civil War ancestors you claim to so honor.
Surely you do not think for one minute that a man of my integrity would recognize any among you as worthy of merit badges to fight in any man's army. Why Gen. Lee himself would have you booted out or digging trenches for the latrines.
I repeat, not a man among you seems to have the balls of even a drummer boy. You play Civil War games but haven't the foggiest idea how to fight a real war. This is not a game I play. This is war! My forces are gathering yet as I speak to do battle upon the Internet with all Confederate encampments. You do not seem to even realize that when you fire away with outrage you give away your position. My Union snipers have you in their sights and you are targeted for destruction.
So I suggest you leave the field of battle or get a general who knows how to play the game of war. Obviously there is no Lee among you. He is dead and rotting in his grave. Why I should have cut off his head and off his balls while I had a chance at Appomattox Court House. But I let him and his army of traitors off too easy. That, by the way, was not my idea. It was Lincoln's. Had I had my way Lee and his army would have been crucified upon the roadside all the way form Virginia to Alabama and back to Washington! It would have been the most spectacular execution since Spartacus.
So you see, I have no remorse nor respect for Gen. Lee or his army of traitors. One has time to think about such things while rotting in the grave. And in time I realized it was quite a mistake to let Confederate traitors off so easily with a slap on the wrist. All who raised arms against our great Union should have been crucified!
So I shan't give no quarter to those who now play Civil War games to the disgrace and desecration of our ancestors. Nor shall those LOSers who claim to be righteous advocates of southern cultural independence get any respect from me. I am your doom and my Northern armies shall drive you from the field and from the Internet now as was done during the great American Civil War.
Your only choice is to surrender or die. Destroy your Confederate flags, your gray tattered uniforms. Relinquish your antiquated arms. Give up the fight as its already lost. Why to even think that a bunch of bed wetters could win a battle much less a war is wild imagination, indeed! So pass out the bottles and drink your own drivel or let it run down your legs as cowards often do. The South lost the Civil War and it will lose the next one too, if to war the bed wetters go.
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