Rebel Nut Crap
By Gen. Ulysses S. Grant
(aka Dr. Grant)
By Gen. Ulysses S. Grant
(aka Dr. Grant)
TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF THE SOUTH (LOSER GROUP MEMBERS), SONS OF CONFEDERATE VETERANS, DAUGHTERS OF THE CONFEDERACY, CONFEDERATE CIVIL WAR REENACTORS, ANCESTORS OF CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS OR STATEMENT, KU KLUX KLAN, RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN PARTY BIGOTS, FASCISTS, RACISTS, AND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR MONGERS
If the contents of this email does not apply to you, then you have my permission to disregard it. Or you may regard it as so much dung, given that it is hard to write about dung and not come out looking and smelling like dung :-)
Dear Sir:
Subject: Rebel Nut Crap
Please stop sending me your REBEL NUT CRAP. There is enough feces already upon the streets of America without your dumping more upon the sidewalks and byways of our great nation.
Every day when I walk down Main Street America I find myself having to step aside to avoid the muck and mush of Confederate rebel rousing dung dropped indiscriminately in people's front yards, walkways and city parks. Why recently another pile of this crap appeared in a Selma, Alabama, in the form of a memorial to Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, that traitorous scoundrel who was the first grand wizard of the KKK.
Patriotic Americans have for too long had to endure the dung heap of rebel flags flying atop state capitols, of KKK marching through the streets in bed sheets, of clowns dressing up like children playing Civil War games and now of political action groups like the League of the South declaring themselves a culturally independent nation. Its all just dung dropped on the street that someone else has to clean up so our children's minds are not corrupted and their innocence soiled by the filth and hatred spouted by rebel rousing, anti-Americans.
If you think that for one minute piling your rebel flag dung in my yard is going to make a difference you are sadly mistaken. I will merely plow it under to make compost for that rose and vegetable garden which is our glorious United States of America. For you see I have no reverence whatsoever for the dung you are spouting. To me it is just prejudice, hatred, racism and filth. For that rebel flag and long dead cause you honor was nothing more than an a Holocaust upon our nation, and anyone who worships and plays war, weather Civil War reenacting or real war, is against all that is of God and humanity.
So save your cow manure for greener pastures, if you dump it in my box I'll just sling it back in your face. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, tit for tat, has its place. There is no such thing as a mongrel race! We are all part of the human race!
All your Confederate flag flapping and Civil War rebel rating and raving does is turn brother against brother, father against son, neighbor against neighbor and race against race. The filth and evil which pours from your mouth is exactly that and should be appropriately designated a dung heap so that others won't step in it to pollute their minds.
Now if you do not like to listen to this truth, you may close your ears to it or simply stop sending me email about how slavery was not the cause of the American Civil War, how the American flag flew upon slave trader ships and how the United States endorsed slavery until it was abolished. I know all this and I've visited the great battlefields of the American Civil War. But what you apparently do not understand is that the Civil War is over and the South lost! Our nation freed the slaves and gave its citizens civil liberties. There is no other nation which has made such great progress and bestowed upon its multitudes such a great bounty of freedom, liberty and equality as these United States of America.
So when you dump your dung in my front yard, you dump it upon America, upon the Constitution of the United States, upon the Bill of Rights and upon that freedom of speech, religion, press and petition we are guaranteed by First Amendment. In fact the rights of the people and the states are granted by this vary document some would destroy in favor of dividing our great nation up into parcels and parts. What hogwash! What dung! What lies, filth and garbage!
It is right and just that all patriotic Americans should burn or bury their Confederate flags and display only Old Glory upon their doorsteps from Main Street America to the capitol of each and every state.
It is right and just that the Confederate flag should be removed from all state capitols as well as from all state flags, seals and public displays.
It is right and just that no more memorials be built to honor Confederate soldiers or statesmen who rebelled against the United States of America and fought an unjust Civil War which had it been won would have continued the institution of slavery long into the 20th century.
It is right and just that memorials like the one recently constructed in Selma, Alabama, which falsely depict Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest as anything but a terrorist and traitor should be demolished, the stone and metal composing this atrocity being put to some better use for the benefit of our society.
It is right and just that everyone who spouts filth, trash and dung against these United States of America be designated as a fool of folly, as so much worthless, putrid dung.
Our great United States of America is made great by those who work and toil to preserve our nation, to fight and die for our nation, to honor not the sins and injustice our ancestors did, but the courage and wisdom they had to create a flexible government of the people, for the people, by the people. For it is this great gift of a government which is designed to change with the times which has made our nation grow great, not just for white men, but for men of all races, all ethnic origins, all religious faiths ... indeed, even for those who would denounce our nation.
So if this gray rebel coat of feces fits you, wear it with pride! You are as so much rebel nut crap from the cradle to the grave. All that you do stinks of filth and false pride in dead ancestors who are worthy of no remembrance as they fought to destroy our Union. Their spirits are burning in Hell as no doubt will all among us now who endeavor to divide our people and destroy our nation. If you chose to be among those rotting in Civil War battlefield graves and forever burning in the fires of Hades, that is your choice. Play your Civil War games. Fly your Confederate flag. Bring your children up to be full of prejudice and hatred for anyone who is not exactly like you. The consequence will be of your own making. But don't ask me or my children to follow in your footsteps as the path you follow leads only to damnation!
I hereby affirm that the statements made herein are true and accurate and reflect the true and real nature of that which is herein described as rebel nut crap, this 27 day of our Lord, 2001.
Sincerely,
P.S. Written in reverence to honor those brave and valiant Union soldiers who died to preserve our great United States of America
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