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Aragorn's
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October 27, 2003 (Sorry sorry sorry this
is late!! -Bbs)
ELSEWHERE, Middle Earth—It all started when my wife Arwen found this little fella in her special elven bathtub she had FedExed all the way from Rivendell. Boy was she cranky! But what a gorgeous goanna! So I had to dust off me old ranger skills (and the khakis!) and wrestle this bloke out from behind the loo! Of course this was after I wrestled me hockey stick away from Arwen. Hoo-ee! She was mad! So I took the goanna outside and talked to him in his own language. He told me that he was stressin' like anything when he saw that stick. Turns out, he's one of me mate Hagrid's friends from the exhibition game! He was just poking around to see if Hagrid was still here. So I told him Hagrid'd gone home. Poor bloke was heartbroken! But I told him to get back out there, find himself a girl and make some goanna babies! And then I let him go back into the bush. One of my duties as King of Gondor is making sure we protect our wild creatures and learn to live with them in harmony. I sure hope he'll be okay! Bubbles note: If you've never experienced The Crocodile Hunter...who knows, you may be better off. Note: The October updates may be a bit wonky. Halloween is coming up... There are buttons available if you want to link to the Dom-Land Caribou. Did you miss the Harry Potter exhibition game? Click here. All past stories can be read in the News section. Hey, check out the Which Dom-Land Caribou Player are You? quiz created by our own Shmadyle! Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it on the site sooner! Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her. Notes II:
Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead
concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo
here. Read about
the concert here. Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here. Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here. 5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.
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Disclaimer:
This is just a silly site with silly things on it. I am not affilliated
with anyone connected in any way with Lord of the Rings or hockey. I don't
know anyone or anything. Period. I am a baboon handcuffed to a computer.
I am not a Middle Earth pimp. I cannot get you "precious moments"
with Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen,
Ian McKellan, Sean Bean, John Rhys-Davies, Figwit, Haldir, Liv Tyler, Steven
Tyler, Bill the Pony or anyone else for that matter. And
if I could get "precious moments" with any of them, do you think
I'd share?
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