Merry's Journal: ...and I learned to tapdance...

December 7, 2003

ELSEWHERE— Here's a picture of me when I was in Chicago. And I got to sing. I got to be the shortest Billy Flynn. Ever. Forever and ever and ever and ever. And I learned to tapdance. It was loads of fun it was. Even if they did have to find special shoes for m feet. Another fun bit was doing the whole And All That Jazz bit in the wings with the other chours girls and the He Had it Coming bit with all the chorus boys. Never seen so many bosoms in my life. Ont the girls I mean. Not the boys.

All I Care About (Middle-Earth style...)

Girls:
We want Merry
Where is Merry?
Give us Merry
We want Merry
M, E, double R, Y
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
'cause here he is!

Merry:
I don't care about expensive things
Chainmail coats, swords and kings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is food

Girls:
That's what he's here for

Merry:
I don't care for wearin' ranger boots
Thorin’s best mithril suits
Don't mean a thing
All I care bout is food

Give me two plates of stew
Pasta saying "eat me too"
Give me apples, carrots, pears
And honest mister, I'm a millionaire

I don't care for any fine attire
Any elf might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is food...

Girls:
All he cares about is food.

Merry:
(Spoken.) Actually, now that I think about it, I care about other stuff too. Like Pippin. He’s totally my best mate, and I love him, even if he is shorter than me. I mean, we’ve been through it all together. And Frodo and Sam. I love them too. I love the whole fellowship and I’m real sorry that Boromir had to die and everything. And I love Treebeard and King Theoden and of course Eowyn. She let me ride her horse and everything. I love her a lot too. I love everyone… especially you…

(Sung.)
So it turns out
that all I care about is love

Girls:
That’s what he’s here for

Merry:
It just turns out
All I care about is love

Girls:
All he cares about is love

Merry:
See her long golden hair
See the Witchking standing there
We both brought him to his knees
So keep your money, that’s enough for me

I don’t care if everybody knows
Just how deep, my love it goes
No, no not me
All I care about is
Fighting for all
My best mates in this world
They’re worth way more
Than pipeweed and pearls

Merry and Girls:
All I care about is love!!

For more LOTR Musical numbers go here. If you've already seen them, there's a new one. LANGUAGE WARNING.

Totally by accident, this week it's Dom Monaghan's birthday, Dec. 8. Happy B-Day!

(Bubbles apologizes for the fact that technically, this isn't a new picture.)

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Did you miss the Harry Potter exhibition game? Click here. All past stories, including all the Legolas pics can be seen/read in the News section.

So what exactly was Bubbles doing that made her October updates so late? See what she was working on here, here and here. The Victorian Death Woman is me.

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Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it on the site sooner!

Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her.

Notes II: Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo here. Read about the concert here.

Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here.

Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here.

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