January 20, 2004

DOM-LAND, Middle Earth—How would you like to wake up and find yourself staring at this?

Being dead, I thought I had seen it all. I firmly believe that the internet should be disconnected during post-game keg parties. Nothing else can explain this.

Well, first they commented on the smell in the locker room. Actually, Thom was speechless.

Just when you think you've heard every single "blow the Horn of Gondor" joke...then again, I've never heard them told with such...glee.

Apparently for the first time in FabFive history, they've let someone keep the sports jerseys. What else am I supposed to wear for work?

I went clothes shopping with the campiest person I've ever met, and I've been to the Priscilla/Rocky Horror/Hedwig Labor Day Weekend in Rivendell. "Team outing" my...foot.

What does "quick, like bunnies!" mean?

So this is me post shopping. Going for layers here.

It's not my fault the fridge is 50% condiments.

There's waynescoating in the locker room, and crown molding in the press room now. The hobbits really seemed to like the waynescoating...once they were assured they wouldn't be forcibly waxed and actually set foot in the locker room.

I had to put this conversation in.

Carson: (upon finding hobbit skates) Whose are these? They're ginormous!
Kyan: You can tell a lot by the size of a man's--
Carson: Jockstrap!

I almost explained the reasons behind the special oversized skates for hobbits. But I didn't.

The mention of waxing emptied the entire locker room...except for Legolas.

So this is the post-shave, post-zhuzh moment. Oops. Forgot to pinch that tie. I still don't understand what's wrong with a mullet. I'm not bleeding. Kyan would be proud.

Jai has re-done the entire rotation of CDs for the arena. Actually, "We will, we will Rock you!" has always sounded so redundant.

So, I must remember these things,

Apply product to hair and zhuzh forward.

Pinch ties.

Lip balm.

Shave slowly.

Moisturize.

Organic food is my friend not just FROM my friend.

If in doubt, ask Legolas.

We almost had to pay them to leave Legolas behind.

(Bubbles apologizes frantically for the tardiness of this update! Lashings of apologies! And brownie points to whoever knows where that phrase comes from!) In a sorry attempt to make it up to Boromir fans, Bubbles gives you this link. Boromir for Ringbearer. (click on the brown squares on the pop-up menu.)

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Next update: Meet your 2004 Caribou!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS 'BOU FANS! THE 2004 MEHA SEASON BEGINS JANUARY 31!

Bubbles needs your HELP (does not involve money)!

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Did you miss the Harry Potter exhibition game? Click here. All past stories, including all the Legolas pics can be seen/read in the News section.

There are buttons available if you want to link to the Dom-Land Caribou.

Hey, check out the Which Dom-Land Caribou Player are You? quiz created by our own Shmadyle!

Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it on the site sooner!

Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her.

Notes II: Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo here. Read about the concert here.

Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here.

Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here.

5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.

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