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Nov. 7, 2004 PELENNOR FIELDS, Middle-Earth—The members of the Wizarding World began arriving in Middle-Earth and showing the MEHA that they mean business. Unlike last time, the Wizarding World team and supporters elected to bring their own trailers rather than risk the well-meant but sometimes inconsistent hospitality of the residents of Middle-Earth. The only place large enough to accomadate all the trailers was the Field of Pelennor. "Dwarves live underground, what's so hard about this?" said Gimli. "Get off my lawn!" screamed Denethor. Faramir was called in to sedate his father rather than explain that it wasn't really his lawn anymore. "I think it's a great idea they've brought their own trailers," said Legolas who had to endure weeks of adolescent and not-so adolescent witches (and wizards) following him around, screaming and sometimes fainting. The defence-elf is still moving to an undisclosed location for the duration of the exhibition season. The rules for this game will be the same as last year's. "We've been practicing," said Harry Potter, the disgruntled star of last year's exhibition game. "Hermione's been reading up quite a bit about it all." "And we've left Kreacher at home," said Ronald Weasley. The Wizarding team will have a week to practice on the ice at Lothlorien. The Eldar's home arena was chosen for the event because they are the current holders of The Precious. "And because we're better than everyone else," said Galadriel. The MEHA is hoping to have as few diplomatic faux pas as possible. Here's a reminder of what happened at last year's exhibition game.
Sorry this is late. Here's a penguin. We are very sad to say that Bubbles' mom has passed away. Bubbles wants to thank all the readers who sent her supportive (and often quite funny) emails and to apologize for not responding to any of them. Bubbles' mom was quite tickled that people from all over the world came to read Dom-Land Caribou stories and see their pictures. She gave us the wonderful word "Fodo," the idea to sacrifice Pippin to the Cave Troll and the burning question, "if he [Legolas] is so good, why don't they send more of him?" She also scolded Boromir at one point, "No! Don't give it back to Fodo! He keeps dropping it!" We will miss her very much.
***It has come to our attention that some people have been listing the Dom-Land Caribou as their own personal websites. We would appreciate it if you didn't. Thank you.***
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Lord of the Rings hockey. This is obviously a silly site with silly things
on it. I am not affiliated with anyone connected in any way with Lord of
the Rings or hockey. I don't know anyone or anything. Period. I am a small
monkey handcuffed to a computer. I am not a Middle Earth pimp. I cannot
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Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellan, Sean Bean,
John Rhys-Davies, Figwit, Haldir, Liv Tyler, Steven Tyler, Bill the Pony
or anyone else for that matter. And
if I could get "precious moments" with any of them, do you think
I'd share?
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