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So you might be wondering what the hell is going on with this website. It started at The University of Oklahoma
when I was a senior drama student working on my capstone: My final project that would allow me to graduate and head out into the Real World.
I wanted to do some kind of performance peice to showcase my talent and entertain my friends and professors. My goal was for people to either hate it or love it.
Any reaction in the middle was unacceptable.
Well I knew I needed help with a bit of spectacle. And to add spectacle I employed the assistance of my twin brother
Gavin Kendall.
Until this point in my life, Gavin had been:
- An ungrateful son of a bitch that stole from me
- Drank way too much
- Made out with just about any girl who was too drunk to care
- Carried a bat in his back pack
- Harrassed people pretending to be me
And those are his good points.
So after I agreed to split the profits 90/10 in his favor and give him all rights to a sequel he agreed to help me.
Luckily he was a little easy to persuade after talking with my lawyer Jack Daniels.
Now. To mellow out Gavin's somewhate psychotic behavior I wrangled in my cousin
Ken Kendall
Ken is a free spirit that has traveled the world over working odd jobs mostly as a ranch hand.
He loves the outdoors and is rarely in a bad mood. In any conflict he always keeps a cool head on his shoulders and offers his worldly wisdom to calm the situation.
So. (I know this is getting long. Bare with me.) The three of us started the rehearsal process.
But after one long day of Gavin passed out in the corner on gin and Ken staring out the window reading Shakespearean sonnetts quietly to himself, I knew I needed more help.
Enter fellow drama students Bryan Dolin and Jenni Page.
Jenni kept Gavin awake with her attractive looks while Bryan discussed philosophy with Ken to keep him in the moment.
They also performed the backstage duties assigned to Gavin and Ken and helped me to sculpt the performance. Without them my ideas would have perished.
Then finally we rocked the house in the back room at CD World in Norman, OK to a packed house.
I was a happy man.
I received the book The Complete Idiot's Guide to™ Creating a Web Page©2002 from my more tolerable brother Cody Rice and his girlfriend Jean Kohanek. The rest is history.
Enjoy.
This page is Copyright © 2003-2005, Gavin Starr Kendall
Last revision: June 13, 2005
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