Exeter College Darts

St Peter's

Peter’s are basically just a random first division team, although they do have one good player (see below). Fortunately they tend to lose to us reasonably regularly, and we do play them far too often—three times this season for starters.

Matches

We gave them a bit of a game this year, apparently. 10-2 at their place. Stevenson took as many darts in his singles as we won legs in the match, and you don’t see that too often (click here to read about it). But more important was our 7-5 win over them in the last game of the previous season. Fads took out a crucial 70 outshot to win the match and the league in a tense game, when a draw would have cost us the title.

Players

Phil “the Power” Taylor
Not at any cost to be confused with Phil “the real Dick” from Queen’s, as Phil is (a) better at darts, and (b) a good bloke. Still, at the risk of going on about it, he’s no match for Stevenson (etc, etc.). To be fair, Peter’s tail starts at two, so when “Lazy” leaves, they are in trouble.

Phil Atkins
Wanker who always wears the same ice hockey shirt, with number 67 on it, I think, though nobody can quite remember.

Banter

Silence. In fact I don’t know why I’ve done a page about them at all.