Written by:
Linda Morris
Vic Rauseo

Directed by:
James Burrows

Guest Cast:
Border Guard (Don Amendolia)
Marvella (Pamela Gordon)

Guest Callers:
None this episode.

Skyline: The light at the top of the Space Needle flashes.

Plot: Frasier shows Roz his plans for his holiday away from his family and home. But after Roz tells him that she's taking her mother to Ireland, Frasier, full of guilt, decides to let Martin join him.

Martin decides to drive around the country in his Winnebago to Mt Rushmore. Both Cranes are secretly not looking forward to being alone with each other, so Martin invites Daphne along. When he hears Daphne is going, Niles decides to come too.

All goes well until Martin decides he wants a photo of the gang next to a stuffed bear. Without realising it, they drive into Canada - and Daphne is in trouble. She hasn't got her Green Card yet and if she leaves the USA before she gets it she'll be deported.

The Cranes try to sneak back into the USA but are caught by a border guard. Luckily, Eddie manages to save the day - but only just.....

Subtitles: The Whoopin' Cranes; The Hole In The Head Gang; Checkpoint Charlie.

It's Maris!!!: One day a porter dropped Maris' make-up bag and broke 3 vials of rare lamb's placenta. Since then no stranger has been allowed to touch it.