Written by: Jeffrey Richman

Directed by: Pamela Fryman

Guest Cast: Mimi Cosgrove (Stephanie Faracy), Carlos "the Barracuda" Del Gato (Miguel Perez), Waiter (Joe Reynolds), Maid (Beecey Carlton).

Guest Callers: None this episode.

Skyline: A rain-cloud passes over the city.

Plot: It's Niles and Maris' anniversary very soon, and Niles is upset that Maris is going to the Alps on the day instead of being with him. So Frasier asks Maris to come on the cruise that he, Niles, Martin and Roz are going on, where Frasier is giving a talk. Unknown to Frasier, Martin also asked her.

On the ship, Frasier thinks he has the smallest cabin, and Niles is trying to fight off Mimi Cosgrove, who has a thing for him. This is witnessed by Maris, who sends the waiter over with a glass of wine to pour over Niles' head.

Maris gets her revenge by bedding the singer Carlos Del Gato - or so the others think. They go to Maris' room to find out what's happening, and get trapped in when Maris returns.....

Subtitles: Ship Of Fools.

It's Maris!!!.....See Sharp: We get to see Maris here - well, her silhouette anyway. Roz says she has never seen Maris' face. Neither has Frasier - well, her most recent one that is.

It's Maris!!!.....Black Matter: Maris has to wear black, as she has no pigment and will fry under the sun otherwise.