162 "To Thine Old Self Be True"

Written by: Dan O'Shannon

Directed by: Robert Egan

Regular Cast: Frasier, Niles, Martin, Daphne, Roz, Donny, Mel and Eddie.

Guest Cast: Regan (Gigi Rice), Dinah (Rachel York), Doorman (Greg Zerkle).

Guest Callers: None this episode.

Skyline: A hot air balloon passes over the skyline.

Plot: Donny is in trouble - his best man is unable to hold him a stag party. Frasier volunteers to give him one instead, and Donny is unsure. Frasier convinces him he can be one of the guys, and so Donny agrees.

However Frasier knows nothing about throwing stag parties, and after a talk with Roz decides to hire a stripper. He goes to a vending machine to buy a sex magazine to try and find one, but his new jacket gets caught in the door. To make matters worse, his neighbour Regan walks past and sees everything.

Niles has noticed that Maris has put on a lot of weight and is blaming it on a botch job performed by Mel. Mel of course is very upset by this.

Martin manages to get hold of a stripper, Dinah, and brings her over so Frasier can see her. They manage to fool Daphne into thinking she's a policewoman and Frasier takes Dinah to his room to see her act. Unfortunately she manages to get handcuffed to him by mistake, and he has to hide her from Daphne. Niles and Mel then come over and Daphne gives Mel a massage in her room. Then Maris arrives and Niles takes her to Frasier's room. The coast is clear for Frasier and Dinah to get to a locksmith, but in the corridor Frasier sees Regan. Then Mel and Daphne come out. How will Frasier be able to explain the stripper on his arm?

Subtitles: She's Saving The Rest Of The Bear For Later; My Kingdom For Two Quarters

It's Maris!!!.....Cracked Wrist: Maris once sprained her wrist from having too much dip on a cracker. We also learn she was a chubby child, starved herself for Niles and is now over eating again.

Where Everybody Knows Your Name: Frasier remembers his Boston days. He had "a regular bar and a regular bar stool, I even had a tab! "

Trivia: Reappearance of Regan.

Read the script of this episode at http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Derby/3267/720.html.

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