The Commandments of Holy Henry and of the Holy Labour Party

Follow the commandments of the holy Henry and the holy Labour party shall bless you, and unemployment shall fall, and you shall be able to use the NHS.

If you are a follower of dodgy David, or the handbag lady, or scary Margot...look away now or we will tax you to death!

The 9 Commandments

For the many, not the few (especially if those few are tories)

Dodgy David will be first up against the wall come the revolution

Keep away from scary Margot, she will only scare you

Always worship the holy Henry

And never point out the strangeness of his hair

Thou shalt not call John Reid a bastard in front of ScotFM

Thou shalt not break bread with a tory, it might be the cause of their strange fetishes

Thou shalt not even look at the dodgy David website

Thou shalt bow down to the Blessed Tony, who giveth favours, but thou shalt not throw eggs at John Prescott