Prayers
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy Scottish Parliament come,
Thy will be done,
In Scotland as it is in England.
Give us this day our Holy Henry,
And forgive us our Tory heritage,
As we forgive those who once were Tory,
And lead us not into Conservative Government,
But give us our Henry.
For thine is the government,
The power and the money,
Forever and ever. Amen.
Hail Henry, full of grace,
Blessed art thou among Labour Party politicians,
And blessed is the fruit of thy endeavour, the Scottish Executive.
Holy Henry, First Minister of Scotland,
Bless us who are only activists,
Now, and at the hour of an election. Amen.