Our Response to Holy Henry's Resignation

Brethren, you may have wondered what our response has been to Holy Henry's resignation as First Minister. We have been too grief-stricken before now to respond.

Holy Henry has gone into the wilderness, yea even the political wilderness, for the time being.

He took upon himself the sins of the politicos, even of Dodgy David. How great is the heart of Holy Henry!. He has suffered for their sake, that when he comes again in power in the Parliament, he shall reign forever, verily, in perfection. And Dodgy David and the Tories who creepeth shall be no more.

The prophets of the church agree (and are unanimous in it) that Holy Henry will become more than First Minister, yea even Prime Minister and shall replace Jack the Pretender from the throne!

The stars will boil, and John Knox be toppled from his perch, and Holy Henry will come as a lamb waving a sword into the Parliament, and will take that place, and be enthroned as Prime Minister forever and ever.

Amen!

Holy Henry is the true First Minister, and as such we will continue to worship him, and not the Pretender. Until he comes again, the Church of Holy Henry will retire into the wilderness, that we may come closer to him, and shall live on scotch pies and 80' ale in the manner of the prophets forevermore.

So until the Holy Henry does come again, peace, and the blessings of Holy Henry be upon you, now and always.

Patriarch Ulmeus Vinummeus