Politically Incorrect Sweets...

Recently, a Labour councillor in Hertfordshire declared that the Labour group were "liquorice allsorts", and was promptly labelled racist....here is a list of politically incorrect sweeties:

Mint Imperials : the sweet of choice for white supremacists...

Dolly Mixtures : a sexist and homophobic sweet...

Merrymaid Caramels : another sexist sweet...

Midget Gems : insulting to those who are vertically challenged...

Black Bullets : a racial slur on black gun ownership...

Bulls Eyes : promote cruelty to animals...

Candy Canes : ageist...

Fishermen's Friends : homophobic...

Sugar Mice : encourage cruelty to animals...

Sweet Cigarettes : encourage smoking...

So...all you children out there - stay away from sweeties...they can damage your mind!