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Welcome to Phronk Land! If you've never been here before, you're probably asking yourself (or anyone near you) "What the heck is this?", or, if you're a bit more vulgar, "What the hell is this?". In extreme cases, you might even be using a certain word that begins with F and ends in UCK in the place of heck. In any case, you need an explanation. Well, the best place to start would probably be the Phronk FAQ. After you've read that, you're probably bored and want to know how to get the most out of this page in as little time as possible. Well, the most critically acclaimed section of the page is Phronk's Internet Adventures, so if you only want to read one thing here, read that. If you've seen that and still want more (for some reason), the toolbar to your left or above this paragraph provides you with an easy and fun way to navigate the site. Thanks for visiting. I hope you enjoy your stay here, because if you don't, I will kill you.
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I rarely laugh out loud at my computer. There's just something unwholesome about laughing at a piece of machinery. However, tonight a web site made me laugh so hard that I would have spewed chili out of my nose, had I been eating chili. Here's a link to it: Children's Books (yes, I've posted stuff from this site before). One image that made me laugh particularly hard is this one:
Hahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Why didn't I think of that?
So I was thinking yesterday. I usually try to avoid thinking, but yesterday I decided to make an exception. Anyway, I was thinking about music, and how much music I listen to. Think about this: I get up in the morning, and often turn on my stereo to listen to the radio for a few minutes as I wake up. Then I go watch TV while I eat breakfast, usually one of the 683 music stations I now get. I get ready and go to school and/or work (they're the same place for me), listening to my discman on the way there. When I get there, I work at the computer while listening to my discman some more. If I have a class, I take a brief break from music...phew. Then I walk home with my discman again, maybe play some video games (with background music, of course), then eat dinner. After dinner, I usually go out to some public place, where there is always the omnipresent background music. Sometimes I'll go to a movie, with its musical score blasting (except in the quiet parts). Then I get home, put on my stereo again, and fall asleep. I didn't mean to bore you with the details of my day, but my point is that I'm listening to music for most of my waking hours. Maybe you do too. It's weird that we don't get sick of hearing music. Most of it is the same....just a beat of a certain speed, with some other sounds swirling around it. Yet it always sounds good. Or maybe it doesn't....maybe we're just addicted to it, so we're compelled to listen to music whenever possible.
Nah, not true. I'm happier now that I'm listening to music than I was 30 seconds ago as I wrote that paragraph in silence. So, it really is worth it to surround myself with music. Yay. (And if you were wondering, I'm listening to Five For Fighting's song "Bella's Birthday Cake." Good song.)
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