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Joke Collection #8
Star Wars Astrology
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> ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
> Star Wars Character : The Emperor
>The Emperor has demonstrated his liking to inflict pain on people
>just as people born under the sign Aries often do. He feels he is at the
>center of the universe and he must be in control. He enjoys being a
>leader and his aggression and quick-tempered attitude also helps him
>with this.
>
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> TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
> Star Wars Character : Chewbacca
>Chewbacca is a dependable creature but he can tend to be stubborn.
>He likes material possessions and loves to win at games. He tends to
>hate being bossed around or losing and he may succumb to his
>physical strength when upset.
>
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> GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
> Star Wars Character : Ewok
>Ewoks are playful little creatures as are Gemini's. They tend to be
>extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having short
>attention spans. For the most part they are charming and lovable
>beings but they can seem scattered and high-strung at times.
>
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> CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
> Star Wars Character : Luke Skywalker
>Luke seemed to be somewhat whiney sometimes but he eventually
>developed the thick hard shell of a cancer. He is strong willed and
>persistent to get what he wants. He never shys away from a fight at
>the first sign of danger. Not to mention he began to master the
>element of mind manipulation.
>
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> LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
> Star Wars Character : Princess Leia
>Leia adds a whole new meaning to high self-assurance which is
>evident in Leos. She is a nurturing person with great physical
>strength. Like many Leos she will see that her mission for good is
>completed and she is very optimistic about the outcome.
>
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> VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
> Star Wars Character : C3P0
>C3P0 shows his efficiency when working for a good cause but he
>tends to be a little bit fussy when it comes to doing something out
>of the ordinary. Like many Virgos he wants to stay out of the spotlight
>and he does well at picking up minute details.
>
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> LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
> Star Wars Character : "Obi Wan" Kenobie
>As always Obi Wan continues forward in his pursuit of justice and
>he is determined to succeed. He conveys his art of persuasion through the
>force. He displays his supreme intelligence and is very talented in
>obtaining balance between himself and his surroundings.
>
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> SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
> Star Wars Character : Han Solo
>Han is a powerful character. He also tends to be possessive and
>lusty which would explain Han's greedy nature. He feels threatened by
>Leia's attempt to order him around which displays the disliking scorpios
>have for people who try to control them. He is often prone to
>suspicion and jealousy as seen in the empire strikes back. However, his
>resiliance and passion lead him to get what he wants.
>
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> SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
> Star Wars Character : Yoda
>Yoda is superbly wise and he has been known
>to spread this wisdom widely. He seems to be impatient and pushy when
>people take his teachings too lightly. As always his philosophical side
>always peeks through.
>
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> CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
> Star Wars Character : R2D2
>R2's ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach their
>goals/destination is rarely fulfilled. This causes resentment towards
>winners.
>He is a very loyal, sometimes going to great lengths to help someone
>out. He is a very social unit winning the hearts of many with his
>cute personality, however close friends are few.
>
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> AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
> Star Wars Character : Darth Vader
>Vader can be cruel and torment people who disagree with him but deep
>down there is a peace-loving, friendly side to him. He has a
>knack for inflicting pain on people and he uses his intellect during
>battle.
>
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> PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
> Star Wars Character : Lando
>Lando is the typical character with his head in the clouds. He is
>self-sacrificing but may be too passive to stand up to Vader. He
>became fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. He also posses as
>a chameleon wanting to change his scenery on occasion.
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