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Political debate with Paul.

Unemployed - Michael Portillo

  For the first time in years the Tory mps have finally shown that they are capable of making some good decisions, though why I D S (as he is to his friends) has become such a strong contender remains a mystery. A middle age middle class boring baldo with desperate need for a personality transplant seems like digging William Hague up from the dead! Have they not learnt yet that if your leader is unpopular he can’t become prime minister and thus you are left up shit creak for another four years?  His only boast is that he is a former Scots guard and is thus hardcore, but remembering all the people I know who joined up, must also be thick, common and sexually up for man woman and beast! But what of Ken Clarke? The fat cigar smoking beer-swilling bloke remains a popular figure in the nation and certainly remains the best chance the Tories have of regaining power. 

  So who is left to make this crucial decision? Its old farts with pictures of Churchill in their houses who want a return to mystical nonexistent good old days. The reason Portillo was so unpopular was his supposed liberal approach, plus the fact he had shagged blokes of course, making the Tories fear all sorts of lefty mayhem.

  So then,  I say to you Tories out there, supposing of course you have managed to work out this new fangled technology, you must vote Clarke! But if you chose to ignore my correct words and elect I D S as your new leader, then you will undoubtedly condemn yourselves to another humiliating electoral defeat 4 years hence and the inevitable prospect of choosing yet another so called 'leader' . So I say unto you again - a vote for Clarke is a vote for common sense, lets face it you don’t understand the euro debate then let someone who knows make the decision…. Clarke (and of course myself) .