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Marta
Terez: The Sitcom
Season 1: "Give Me a Season and I'll Give You a Reason Episode 101 ("Lock
Your Doors, Residents of Kissimmee Saint Cloud, Florida"): Marta moves
into an apartment and gets a job as a bouncer at a lesbian bar named McNipple's.
She meets her old buddy Kev Maye, strangely enough in a telephone booth.
She is introduced to his bumbling best friend, Marcus. She hires Ozmodier
as her midget doorman, after a long sequence where she auditions various midgets
for the position.
Extras Available for this Episode: The Script Episode 102 ("The Second Episode"):
Marta Terez goes to talk to Big Willy about giving her a raise, confident that
she can get one after only working 4.5 hours. Everytime she looks away
and looks back at Big Willy/Wilma, it turns into it's alternate. It seems that
It would like to give her a raise, but what would the bartender Pat (Pat/Patricia)
think? Marta decides to sue for sexual harassment, but her case collapses
because, let's face it, who would sexually harass her? Kevin befriends
a bunch of Cherokee Indians who are pursuing Marcus. While the feeble
Marc cowers behind an umbrella rack, Kevin learns of the plights that haunt
most Native Americans. Did you know that on most of these so-called "reservations,"
there is no running water, while the Government does nothing. The Government
does nothing... Episode 107 (The Martix: Dodge This): Things carry on as usual, but Marta slowly begins to realize something is terribly wrong. It becomes obvious that Eiffel 65 has taken over the entire planet, and placed everyone in an artificial computer controlled environment similar to that of the movie "The Matrix." She needs to combat this evil and free humanity or otherwise, she might never taste real food again. She is blindly wandering around the city when she comes across a door in the middle of the street, with a neon exit sign looming over it. She enters, and crosses over into the real world. She finds herself in a subterranean lair which HDFF are hiding out in. They are planning a attack on the computer world, and therefore must wear tight leather clothes in order to accomplish this task. They carry more weapons than necessary, and then proceed to reenter the computer world. The following fight sequence is so utterly violent that it cannot be shown, and is replaced by grown men dancing in rabbit costumes. When the show returns to Marta, everything has returned to normal with no change. She is chasing Orphan Jimmy around the apartment with a frying pan. Episode 108 ("I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Ike"): Marta's neighbor, Ike Eisenhower, shows up and forces himself into her apartment. He begins to convert her living room into a war room. After he sets up about the fifth map of Europe, she asks him what he is doing. He tells her about his plan to seduce the landlady, a plan which he has dubbed "Operation Overland Lady." It turns that the landlady is Maris from the popular sit-com "Frasier". Ike finally gets a date with her, and is spiffed up in his finest general uniform when she rings the doorbell. He is very excited, to say the least, but when he opens the door, he only sees Marta licking her lips contently. The episode ends with Marta looking contently at Ike at the door and saying "Was it good for you?" Episode 109 ("The First Temptation of Marta Terez") : After promising her soul for a chance at Kevin. The Devil shows up and offers a deal. He tempts her to sign the contract with visions of her future with Kevin. She is almost tempted enough to sign in, but at the last minute decides that she can get him without the Prince of Darkness' help. The Devil finds her lifestyle admirable, so he models his own after-life after her life. During the credits, we see him in an apartment similar to Marta's with one of the midgets that she rejected in the first episode. Episode 110 ("Timelineloopholeextravaganza") : Marta Terez gets stuck in a dryer. It accidentally sends her back in time five minutes. Since she was in the dryer five minutes ago, she eliminates herself. Her disappearance knocks the timeline out of sync, and everyone ends up in different parts of the country in totally different lifestyles. 'Cept for Kevin and Marcus. They are in the same exact position as before. They take over all of Marta's many assets, including her waffle empire, her estate (net worth: 2.7 billion), and her dingy apartment. They hold many parties, often with humorous results. Because of his resulting popularity, he is offered a job producing Will Smith's new album, entitled "Willadelphia." The album is a hit, and he then helps produce Culture Club's comeback album "Still Getting Lots of Ass." Marcus marries a blue-haired oriental chick, who looks exactly like him, except with longer hair. Then Kevin accidentally puts a dime in a quarter-only meter, and this causes the former timeline and events to restore themselves. Everything is as it was before, but Marcus is still married to the oriental chick, except she's a guy now. Go figure. Go back to Marta Terez: The Episode Guide Home Stay tuned for further updates.
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