Casey Monroe

Although they are brothers, Casey Monroe was accidentally birthed by an entirely different couple in New Jersey than his Younger brother Willie.

It became clear at an early age that Casey was a destructive force in society whose tendencies had to be curbed for the good of humanity. Years of restrictive acess to the car and firm spnkings turned the potential psychotic into a mild mannered individual so intensly laid back that people often performed random drug tests on him out sheer compulsion.

It was in his senior year of high school that Casey came into his own. He was given an oppurtunity to play the title role in Jesus Christ: Superstar. He took the role on with such authenticty that he gained a fan following of young and impressionable women. He was crowned King of the Teenyboppers, a title he relished for some time. Unlike most poeple who simply mature, Casey pupated. After he tore his way through the sticky chrysalis that had held his changing body, Casey was ready to do what he had always wanetd, become an amateur chauffeur.

Now armed with the title of "Casey McWheels" and a depolarized magnetic guitar, Casey attempts to show that world that he too can vacuum with the best.