Eric Lowe

Eric Lowe has been studied for the past twenty years by zooloists the world over. It was discovered in 1976 that the gutteral car salesman (who was once favoably compared to an eight pound Oreck) was actually a silverfish.

What appeared to be his body was actually an incredibly detailed tumor. Since that time, scientists have been attempting to figure exactly "why no one noticed." Eric currently makes a living by using his natural talents of digesting wood pulp to erase questionable words from classic literature for "child-friendly" sections of the library.

According to a 1998 interview Eric finds his new job "well-paying, simple and tasty."