Willie Monroe

William Stanton Monroe was born in Kensignton, England to wealthy industrialists. Quickly though it became clear that they would not tolerate his heroics and sarcasm and so he was left in the talons of the family hunting peregrin falcon, "Pooky".

Willie and Pooky became fast friends and vital interdependants over the next decade and when it was finally decided that Willie should reintegrate into society, Pooky was promptly executed, stuffed and placed in a very special glass case on Willie's mantel.

The adjustment to life without loincloths and bludgeons made of former meals was tough on WIllie (the function of suspenders was particularly difficult) nonetheless he used his amazing skills of rhythmic grunting to rise to the position CEO of MCI.

Now using the extra limbs he evolved for hunting to asnwer telephones Willie Monroe is the country's most succesful telemarketing con.