Andrew's Editorials:
 
 

July 2 2001

Am I the only person who thinks that seeing someone get knocked unconcious is funny?

July 1 2001 (Canada Day)

Is it just me, or do blue-coloured drinks seem really refreshing no matter what?
I mean, you see the drink and you're like, "Wow! That's a cool shade of blue.  I have to drink that!"
Because, you know, blue = cool/refreshing.
Even if it's Bubblegum Soda you still think, "The blue colour means it's good..."
Isn't that weird?
By the way, today I drank a blueberry float, Sour Lemonade Slurpee and a Bubble gum soda.
Guess what colour those drinks were...

June 28 2001

You know how a lot of card places have humorous birthday cards and humorous grad cards,etc?
I wonder why they don't have any humorous sympathy cards...
Something like:
"The only thing worse than being over the hill...Is being 6 feet under it.
Sorry your dad died."
That is something I'd like to see.
 
 

 "Sir Issac Brock"

"Relationships"

"Mines"

"Louie Anderson"

"I'm So Fat"

"Human Comedy?!"