laugh and the world
laughs with you
-snore and
you sleep alone
six munfs ago I cudn’t even
spel executiv .now I am butter.
bruce lee is not dead
-he’s
just kicking around somewhere
is there any intelligent
life on earth ?
yes but I’m only
visiting
never put off to tomorrow what you can
avoid altogether
this is where napolean tore
his boneapart
einstein rules relatively ok
queen elizabeth rules
uk
amnesia rules……er…….um
pessimists rule -not ok!
lethargy rulezzzzzzzz
absolute zero rules 0’k
break rules ok?
*enough is enough…….ok!
drive carefully ....don’t
kill a child
-wait for
teacher
do you have trouble making up your mind?
-well,
yes and no.
*LOST! One science teacher after last
Thursday’s experiment
the only way to avoid mistakes is to gain
by experience. The only way to gain experience …is to make a mistake.
father of ten shot
dead………mistaken for a rabbit
old accountants never die
,they just lose their balance
a man’s best friend is his dogma.
if we learn from our mistakes then I am
getting a fantastic education
evil spelt backwards is live was
oscar wilde?
just when I was getting
used to yesterday, along came today.
happiness can’t buy money
he who finds fault in his friend’s has
faulty friends
smile -things may get worse
more slowly
death is hereditary constipation is the
thief of time diarrhoea waits for no man
always be sincere ……even when you don’t
mean it
the road to success is
usually under construction
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