FUNNY T SHIRT MESSAGES

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)

"HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane." .........Wright brothers.

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Rehabilitation Is for Quitters"

"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

"Where there's a will I want to be in it"

"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"

"FOR SALE -- Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

"If the shoe fits, buy it.----Imelda Marcos"

"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"Automobile -A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."

"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."