One day from out of the mists came a lone god called KaVir, and he created a world but
he knew that he needed someone to look after it, and so from stone he made a man. The
man spoke and said, 'I will be called Tijer, I am strong and I am in charge!'
KaVir said, 'so be it....', but he realised that the world would not last long without
change and made a second man from wood. This man said, 'I will be Shimian and one day
this world will no longer be the same as the next!'
KaVir said, 'so be it....', but he realised that the world would soon fall apart with
noone to inhabit it so this time he created a woman! She was made from the very earth
itself. When she awoke she claimed, 'I am Peri and I will bring inhabitants to the world,
and when they are ill or lost I will return them to their former glory!'
And KaVir looked down and grinned and saw that the world was good, and then went for
a beer or twenty...
And time did pass (that's all it does, after all) and the Gods did become tired and
wondered 'When do we go for OUR beer?'. Then Tijer had an idea and created a bunch of
minor deities to aid them in their worldy dealings. Everyone was pleased and the Gods
did join KaVir on his eternal quest for beer....
This is how it all began.
So who does what?...