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You've found The "R" Files, where we store the unexplained and the unknown. Which covers pretty much anything we publish around here.

Nuclear News
News and events involving the Toast Reactor. Press releases are just as true as a supermarket tabloid. Any relation to real persons or events is purely intentional.

Atomic Articles
Commentary from everyone's favorite Radioactive Bread. Any opinions expressed here are ours, unless you don't agree with them. Then they're someone else's.

  

Nuclear News

Savvy citizens that invested early stand to reap a bundle from the Toast Reactor's recent acquisition by a huge Borg-like corporation.

Well-informed citizens already know that the Toast Reactor was always prepared. See the pre-Y2K Y2K statement.

Atomic Articles

Millennium Snobs. The year 2000 has inflicted us with a new breed of know-it-all.

Babysitting 101. Some tools and techniques to handle the little ones.

More in the Atomic Article Archives.

  

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