OK I know I only have a tiny amount but that's because I only have one episode on tape. I didn't really get into taping the episodes and keeping them until season 2. At the moment I'm hanging out for reruns. If you know of a good quote please email me and I'll see what I can do.

[ Pilot | Baby Love | The Dragon House ]

Pilot

"Ma'am, the materials on board are highly explosive" -- Sailor, indicating Miss Parker's cigarette
"So am I" -- Miss Parker {Submitted by Shara}
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Baby Love

"He's a fine looking boy.. it is a boy?" Axe to Jarod

"You were a garbage man?" -- Jarod to Axe
"Sanitation Engineer" -- Axe to Jarod
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The Dragon House

"Now remember, always irrigate your gums" -- Jarod

"A morality lesson in a children's comic book. Facinating" -- Jarod

"Well then, let's see what the potato head can do" -- Miss Parker, referring to Angelo

"I know if it doesn't my butts on the line" -- Broots
"Mmmm, wrong piece of anatomy" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"Mr Raines is upset I gave you access to Angelo" -- Mr Parker to Miss Parker
"Boo-hoo for Dracula" -- Miss Parker

"Well I'm not Scooby Doo" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"Damn it! It's Cousin It" -- Miss Parker referring to Angelo
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