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[ Back
from the Dead Again | Scott Free | Nip
and Tuck ] "Not exactly home and garden" -- Miss Parker "I've heard about this Halloween. A ritual where people bring body parts to celebrations?" --Jarod to Bruno "What are you?! From Bosnia?" -- Bruno to Jarod "Now you're catching on Bosnia Boy" -- Bruno to Jarod "I didn't
hear you knock" -- Jarod to Bruno "This isn't
funny!" -- Dr Fein to Jarod
"I like ice cream. I really like ice cream" -- Jarod "Did
you eat the whole onion for breakfast?" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"Aphrodite never had a balcony like this Syd. If you ask me I think you're Mr Peabody is going through late puberty" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "A clue about my emotions Syd, happiness is not one of them" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "So there's a dim bulb in your house Broots, we've always known that" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Is the Pope
catholic?" Dr Eubanks to Jarod "Do you want me to hurt you?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Broots
may be an idiot but he's MY idiot, the only one who terrorises him
is me!" -- Miss Parker to Brigitte
"Is he taking steroids?" -- Mr Lyle referring to Sydney "A life is
at stake Broots" -- Sydney to Broots "OH
MY GOD!" -- Broots
"Ram - who?" -- Jarod inquiring after a reference to 'Rambo' "We'll have
great fun!" -- Broots to Debbie "It's called the 'yellow pages', 'B' for Babysitter!" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Don't even think about it"... "I don't do "mommy" " -- Miss Parker to Broots and Sydney "How's Debbie"
-- Broots to Miss Parker
"I want to
kill her, not screw her!" -- Miss Parker to Broots {Submitted by Katrina}
"They're
trying to fracture us emotionally" -- Sydney "I've
been on the other side of the glass" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"You're not a doctor, you're a park ranger, no you're a fireman, no you're a roach exterminator, no you're a federal investigator, um, I'm sorry Mister, could you help me out here for a second, I'm kind of at a loss here. Who the hell are you?" --Argyle to Jarod "How
do you think he'll hold up?" -- Sydney to Miss Parker "I
don't care what it cost" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Did
you tell them where you are?" -- Jarod to Argyle
"Oooh, I'm crying on the inside" -- Miss Parker to Mr Raines "You know, I've heard about this powder that somehow alters the composition of the milk, right?" -- Jarod's description of chocolate milk "Oh
please don't make me search Mr Raines office again, my colon can't
take it..." -- Broots to Miss Parker "That's
Dr Raines, got a headache -- Lobotamise" -- Miss Parker
"What
happened to your finger?" -- Sydney to Miss Parker "Do
I look like this Ricky Sanders guy?" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"There better be booze in the courtesy bar or someone is gonna pay" -- Miss Parker "Just
how hard did you fall on your head when you fell off the turnip truck?"
-- Miss Parker to Broots
"The
guy said we'd find what we wanted right here" -- Broots "They
can't be hurried, or discouraged" -- Sydney to Broots (referring to
empaths) "You're
insane" -- Jarod to Mr Lyle "Oh where's a clipon tie when you need one?" -- Jarod to Mr Lyle "Jarod's brother's alive too? Man this is turning into Night of the Living Dead!"-- Broots "Doesn't
anybody ever really die anymore?!" -- Miss Parker
"I knew that
the pharmaceutical
companies would send their lawyers after me" -- Jarod to Doctor
"Parents lying to their children, now where have I heard that one before?" -- Jarod to Miss Parker "So you're a handy-man and a fugitive architect? You are versatile" -- Clave to Jarod "Oh god, what am I doing here!? I must be out of my mind!" -- Broots "Miss
Parker reached out to help someone" -- Jarod to Miss Parker
"Having a doctor named Spock on staff could be worth a million bucks" -- Dr H. to Jarod "Stirring soupheads grey matter?" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "If he starts singing 'The Rain in Spain' I'm gonna pass out" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "Cousin It woke up and remembered he was Liberachi" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "Hiding
was bad enough but I had to watch while he did, you know, personal
stuff" -- Broots to Sydney "While
Algenon is out there picking flowers and you two ponder your navels
I'm left with bupkiss" -- Miss Parker to Sydney
"You
stole those from Mr Parker?!" -- Broots to Miss Parker "It's good to see you again ... sis" -- Jarod to Miss Parker "So you're telling me that my brother is either a psychotic killer or mush-head?" -- Miss Parker to Jarod "False bravado. I never cared for that in a man" -- Miss Parker to Jarod "Then
we're back in business" -- Mr Raines to Sweeper with "the hair"
"Davey
free" -- Angelo to Miss Parker [ Season
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