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[ Crazy
| Hope and Prey | Once in a Blue
Moon ] "I
hear he's practically living over in Renewal Wing" -- Broots to Miss
Parker, referring to Dr Raines "Have
you gone crazy?" -- Broots to Miss Parker "What's
your last name?" -- Dr Goetz to Jarod "I was raised by a place called The Centre. Think hell, with nice furniture" -- Jarod to Dr Goetz "I've been a shrink before. It's really very overrated" -- Jarod to Dr Goetz "Kleptomania
is a hard habit to break" -- Jarod to orderly "Sydney
wouldn't have planted that bomb. It was Gar" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker
"Gee
Syd, I know you're blind, I just didn't realise deaf and dumb came
with the package" -- Miss Parker to Sydney
"I never start
the day without pigs in a blanket" -- Vincent to Jarod "Are you a
decendant" Jarod to Emery "That little
talking dog on the commercial says that it's very good" -- Jarod to
cook, referring to chilli "You know,
when I was a kid I always wanted to be aquaman, you know, human gills
and the .... sorry" -- Broots "He was crying"
-- Miss Parker to Mr Parker "It's bad enough that you talk to yourself, but in a second language?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "It's French"
-- Broots to Miss Parker "Pop Tarts?"
-- Miss Parker to Broots "My daughter
loves these" -- Broots to Jarod, referring to Pop Tarts "At least
I didn't shoot him" -- Broots to Jarod, referring to sweeper "I could sure
use a drink right about now" -- Broots to Jarod "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels" -- Sydney to Miss Parker, referring to Miss Parker and Mr Lyle "What about
Lyle" -- Sydney to Miss Parker "What the
...who are y.... you're...." -- Jarod to Sandi "Gravity's
a bitch" -- Miss Parker to Raul "What about
Lyle?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Oh I see,
kill the messenger?" -- Broots to Miss Parker "Dr Fein.
You did bury an innocent man alive" -- Mr Lee to Dr Fein "You did try
to kill him, did you not?" Mr Lee to Mr Lyle "I also have
plans" -- Sydney to Miss Parker "I wrote that
myself" -- Thomas to Miss Parker "Since when
do you hate to fly?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Whose skin
are you wearing this week?" -- Argyle to Jarod "I was suddenly face to face with my toughest pretend. Becoming Argyles friend" -- Jarod "Argyles heart was in the right place but as usual his brain wasn't" -- Jarod "You've never
heard of The Cuban?" -- The Cuban to Jarod "How was I supposed to know that an Irish Cuban was gonna show up and spout wiggy?" -- Argyle to Jarod "You're going
to tell me where that little insect is or you're going to go on a
long walk off a short pier. Cliche I know but I happen to own the
pier" -- Fattus to Jarod "Drinks first, then dinner, then I'll climb up to the top of the roof and jump headfirst into the driveway" -- Miss Parker to caterer "Damn floors.
You know how slow construction workers can be. Morons with hammers"
-- Brigitte to Miss Parker "What
happened to your thumb?" -- Thomas to Mr Lyle "Sydney's
hoping that a little cognitive stimulation might improve Angelo's
expressive abilities" -- Broots to Miss Parker "I got these
for you" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker "He's always
hiding, he's like a cockroach, turn on the light, he runs. Broots
tell her" -- Miss Parker to Head of Mexican prison "I hope I'm
not here at an inconvenient time" -- Jarod to Mr Hoyt "You're not
going to go snooping round his place are you?" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"That's right.
The triumverate says jump and you say 'On who?'" -- Miss Parker to
Brigitte {submitted by Krystal} "Brigitte
and I aren't exactly bosom buddies" -- Miss Parker to Mr Parker "Would it
be possible for the both of you to stop playing Mr Wizard long enough
for me to ask a question?" -- Miss Parker to Sydney and Broots "I found something
bizarre" -- Broots to Miss Parker "Above board
my cute little ass" -- Miss Parker to Broots "I
guess I'm going to help you" -- Broots to Miss Parker "I finally find some peace of mind and you want to lobotomise it" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "Isn't there
an apparent conflict between your newfound joy and your loading of
this weapon?" -- Sydney to Miss Parker "Not an easy
man to kill" -- Sydney to Miss Parker referring to Mr Raines [ Season
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