the pretender : An Australian Tribute

Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney and Broots
Quotes - Season Three

 

[ Crazy | Hope and Prey | Once in a Blue Moon ]
[ Someone to Trust | Betrayal | Parole ]
[ Homefront | Flesh and Blood | Murder 101 ]
[ Mr Lee | The Assassin | Unsinkable ]
[ Pool | At the Hour of Our Deaths | Countdown ]
[ Ties that Bind | Wake Up | End Game ]
[ Quallupilluit | Donoterase pt 1 | Donoterase pt 2 ]

Crazy

"I hear he's practically living over in Renewal Wing" -- Broots to Miss Parker, referring to Dr Raines
"Renewal Wing? That's for headcases and invalids" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"Well, he is sort of both" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"Have you gone crazy?" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"Everyone has" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"What's your last name?" -- Dr Goetz to Jarod
"I don't know. It changes every week" -- Jarod to Dr Goetz

"I was raised by a place called The Centre. Think hell, with nice furniture" -- Jarod to Dr Goetz

"I've been a shrink before. It's really very overrated" -- Jarod to Dr Goetz

"Kleptomania is a hard habit to break" -- Jarod to orderly
"Uh-huh, fingers aren't" -- orderly to Jarod

"Sydney wouldn't have planted that bomb. It was Gar" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker
"Gar?! Gar couldn't light a stick of dynamite if he had a road map to the fuse!" -- Miss Parker to Mr Lyle

"Gee Syd, I know you're blind, I just didn't realise deaf and dumb came with the package" -- Miss Parker to Sydney
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Hope and Prey

"I never start the day without pigs in a blanket" -- Vincent to Jarod
"Pigs in the who?" -- Jarod to Vincent

"Are you a decendant" Jarod to Emery
"Not unless Tonto had a Rabbi I don't know about" -- Emery to Jarod
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Once in a Blue Moon

"That little talking dog on the commercial says that it's very good" -- Jarod to cook, referring to chilli
"That's the wrong franchise, that's our mascot" -- cook to Jarod

"Rico the Taco Rat? Well, what do you recommend?" -- Jarod to cook

"That you go someplace else" -- cook to Jarod

"You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to be aquaman, you know, human gills and the .... sorry" -- Broots
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Someone to Trust

"He was crying" -- Miss Parker to Mr Parker
"Ah I see, crying, and you took that for hostility" -- Mr Parker to Miss Parker
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Betrayal

"It's bad enough that you talk to yourself, but in a second language?" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"It's French" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"So's the Jerry Lewis Fanclub but I wouldn't want to join" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"Pop Tarts?" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"They have 11 essential vitamins and minerals" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"My daughter loves these" -- Broots to Jarod, referring to Pop Tarts
"They have 11 essential vitamins and minerals" -- Jarod to Broots

"At least I didn't shoot him" -- Broots to Jarod, referring to sweeper
"Next time, you might want to put some bullets in it" -- Jarod referring to Broots' gun

"I could sure use a drink right about now" -- Broots to Jarod
"I'd settle for the DSA we just risked our lives for" -- Jarod to Broots

"I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels" -- Sydney to Miss Parker, referring to Miss Parker and Mr Lyle

"What about Lyle" -- Sydney to Miss Parker
"Leave him here to run his circus" -- Miss Parker to Sydney
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Parole

"What the ...who are y.... you're...." -- Jarod to Sandi
"The word is - naked" -- Sandi to Jarod

Homefront

"Gravity's a bitch" -- Miss Parker to Raul
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Flesh and Blood

"What about Lyle?" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"He's gone to California" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"Dance Puppet Dance" -- Miss Parker to Broots
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Murder 101

"Oh I see, kill the messenger?" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"Well that's your first usable idea in weeks" -- Miss Parker to Broots
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Mr Lee

"Dr Fein. You did bury an innocent man alive" -- Mr Lee to Dr Fein
"You gotta point?" -- Dr Fein to Mr Lee

"You did try to kill him, did you not?" Mr Lee to Mr Lyle
"All in the interest of science" -- Mr Lyle to Mr Lee
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The Assassin

"I also have plans" -- Sydney to Miss Parker
"Another trip to the chuckle hut?" -- Miss Parker to Sydney

"I wrote that myself" -- Thomas to Miss Parker
"Move over Hemingway" -- Miss Parker to Thomas
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Unsinkable

"Since when do you hate to fly?" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"I don't hate to fly. I hate to barf" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"Whose skin are you wearing this week?" -- Argyle to Jarod
"A suckers" -- Jarod to Argyle

"I was suddenly face to face with my toughest pretend. Becoming Argyles friend" -- Jarod

"Argyles heart was in the right place but as usual his brain wasn't" -- Jarod

"You've never heard of The Cuban?" -- The Cuban to Jarod
"Not one that sounds like you" -- Jarod to The Cuban

"I'm not A cuban! I'm THE Cuban!" -- The Cuban to Jarod

"How was I supposed to know that an Irish Cuban was gonna show up and spout wiggy?" -- Argyle to Jarod

"You're going to tell me where that little insect is or you're going to go on a long walk off a short pier. Cliche I know but I happen to own the pier" -- Fattus to Jarod
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Pool

"Drinks first, then dinner, then I'll climb up to the top of the roof and jump headfirst into the driveway" -- Miss Parker to caterer

"Damn floors. You know how slow construction workers can be. Morons with hammers" -- Brigitte to Miss Parker
"Bridgitte..." -- Miss Parker to Brigitte

"....Brigitte" -- Brigitte to Miss Parker
"...whatever. Daddy this is Thomas" -- Miss Parker to Mr Parker

"The construction moron" -- Thomas to Mr Parker

"What happened to your thumb?" -- Thomas to Mr Lyle
"Who needs a drink?" -- Miss Parker
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At the Hour of Our Deaths

"Sydney's hoping that a little cognitive stimulation might improve Angelo's expressive abilities" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"Well it certainly seems to be working for the monkeys" -- Miss Parker to Broots
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Countdown

"I got these for you" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker
"Candied snails. Yummy" -- Miss Parker to Mr Lyle

"He's always hiding, he's like a cockroach, turn on the light, he runs. Broots tell her" -- Miss Parker to Head of Mexican prison
"It's right, she's right. Roachcity." -- Broots to Head of Mexican prison
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Ties that Bind

"I hope I'm not here at an inconvenient time" -- Jarod to Mr Hoyt
"Well, if I said you were would you leave?" -- Mr Hoyt to Jarod

"No I guess I wouldn't" -- Jarod to Mr Hoyt
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Wake Up

"You're not going to go snooping round his place are you?" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"No. We're going to go snooping round his place" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"That's right. The triumverate says jump and you say 'On who?'" -- Miss Parker to Brigitte {submitted by Krystal}
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End Game

"Brigitte and I aren't exactly bosom buddies" -- Miss Parker to Mr Parker
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Quallupilluit

"Would it be possible for the both of you to stop playing Mr Wizard long enough for me to ask a question?" -- Miss Parker to Sydney and Broots
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Donoterase pt 1

"I found something bizarre" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"What, like hair on your head?" -- Miss Parker to Broots

"No that would be fantasy" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"Above board my cute little ass" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"Miss Parker I really don't feel comfortable discussing that subject" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"Cloning?" -- Miss Parker to Broots
"No, your cute little.....yes, cloning" -- Broots to Miss Parker

"I guess I'm going to help you" -- Broots to Miss Parker
"You bet your cute little ass" -- Miss Parker to Broots
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Donoterase pt 2

"I finally find some peace of mind and you want to lobotomise it" -- Miss Parker to Sydney

"Isn't there an apparent conflict between your newfound joy and your loading of this weapon?" -- Sydney to Miss Parker
"It's very simple, Raines dead. Me happy." -- Miss Parker to Sydney

"Not an easy man to kill" -- Sydney to Miss Parker referring to Mr Raines
"I can't help it if you're a lousy aim"-- Miss Parker to Sydney
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