Some amusing lists I came up with late at night.
Reasons For Not Going Out With Rachel
1) Meeting her family on the first date could take a *looonng* time.
2) The really big older brother with the glowing eye.
3) Enraged, god-like, former boyfriend could come back and 'vanish' you with a thought.
4) Get her really pissed off...
5) When she threatens to slap you into tomorrow, she really means it!
6) Break her heart, her dad’ll blow off your (insert body part here).
7) Spikey outfit makes it really hard to snuggle.
8) This scottish professor who keeps hitting on her whenever you’re together.
9) The giant flaming bird that fills the sky whenever you kiss.
10) One wrong thought about her: WHAM! It’s tar and feathers for you.
11) The fate of those who have a romantic relationship with a Summers. Think about it.
Things Rachel Would Likely Say At The Next Family Reunion
1) How many brothers do I have now?!?
2) Stryfe? Stryfe’s back? $#*%!
3) MADDIE! What do you mean she’s alive again? @#^$%*&!
4) So how many months did it take to update the family tree again?
5) Um, Uncle Alex? How’re you going to explain little Scotty to Lorna?
6) I hope somebody didn’t invite a certain pale-skinned geneticist.
7) Who is that guy over there by the punch bowl, and why does he keep calling me 'Mom'?
8) The next person who suggests that Logan might be my father gets it! I REALLY mean it.
9) No wonder why Dad's depressed all the time nowadays.
10) In this corner: Jean! In the other corner: Madelyne! Let the cat fight begin!
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