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A big thank you goes out to Genevieve for all her help with forms and questions! You rock, Gen!
Do you hate Riley?
I mean *really* hate Riley
I mean hate him in the same sense Willow hates frogs?
You cheer every time Riley gets hit anywhere
You cheer every time Riley gets hit on the head
You dance around the room when you think it's severe head trauma
You've grown a strange phobia/hatred for cheese
BtVS has suddenly become a lot funnier since you've started taking shots in order to make Riley more interesting (and no, we're not condoning this sort of action)
Have you ripped chapter nine out of all your textbooks?
...books in general?
...have you flunked tests because of this?
...have you flunked subjects because of this?
...school?
Are *any* of your friends riley lovers?
...if so, do you still talk to them?
...have you converted them?
Do you burn all your tapes with Riley in them?
...even the ones where he's only mentioned and never seen?
Have you dropped your psychology major because you've learned that's Riley's major too?
You've been grounded for throwing things at the TV screen when riley comes on
...more than once
...more than five times
...more than ten times
...you're STILL grounded from the premier
You refuse to be a TA of any sort for any teacher because Riley's done it
...infact, you suspect all your teachers are the heads of some secret underground society to eradicate vampires
You fight back the urge to vomit every time Riley comes on the screen
You've made up *special* names for Riley
...that is made up of more curse words anyone ever knew existed
You dumped your last significant other because they commented they liked Riley
...they liked the army
...cheese
You freaked because someone mentioned they've never 'courted anyone' like so-and-so before
You consider the word Finninan a curse
You fear Grant Wood paintings
You fear driving
...even the guy from the DMV (who you suspect has a little Riley-love going on)
You dump any SO (or potential SO) who gives you lilacs
...or mentions lilacs
You've lost all respect for Xander because he let Riley wear his pants
You've stopped working out because you're afraid you might start acting like Riley too
You think the SG might be right about Faith's sanity (or lack thereof), seeing as she slept with Riley, even if it was in Buffy's body (luckily for Faith!)
The concept of Riley having girlfriends boggles you to a point where thinking hurts
...or scares you to a point you're afraid to sleep
You set fire to your mini basketball hoop that used to hang on your door since finding out Riley has the same one
...and laughed (or cackled) while you did it
You've burned down the farm because you know Riley owns one
...it wasn't even yours
Every time you see a cow you scream and start running
