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Rileys so dumb he tried to
bite a vampire.
Rileys so dumb he tried to
stake a tree.
Rileys so dumb he tried to
suffocate a zombie.
Sure, Riley can kick Angels
butt!
Thats as high as he can kick!
What do you call it when you
mix a fish and camouflage?
Riley Finn.
Fish boy is good for Buffy, all
rightEll that proteins quite healthy
Sure Riley could be a star...I
mean, he has the looks of a Hanson brother already, dont he?
Yeah Kates a saint...A Saint
Bernard
So if Kendras a
she-GilesEwhat is Kate? A she-Riley?
QUESTION: What would you have
if you were to gouge out Rileys eyes then paint his face purple?
ANSWER: An improvement
QUESTION: Why did Angel say
Yes!Ewhen Kate asked him if he loved her?
ANSWER: It was just as a demon struck out and killed her
QUESTION: What was the best
thing about the B/F kiss?
ANSWER: It ended
QUESTION: Why didnt
Rileys head pop when Buffy screamed In HushE
ANSWER: Wrong demon type
QUESTION: If you cloned Riley
and put him in a crate, what would you have?
ANSWER: A crate of Iowa-bred farm fresh chicken with demonic DNA
Thanks to Anat
for these:
How do you save Riley from
drowning?
You take your foot off his head
What's the different between
Riley and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion
What's the difference between
Riley and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on the trampoline
Whats the difference between
Riley and a bucket full of shit?
A bucket
You're in a room with Sadam
Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Riley and youve got a gun with only 2 bullets in
it, who do you shoot?
Riley. Twice.
What do you do if riley throws
a grenade at you??
Pull the pin out and throw it back!!
How did riley die while
drinking milk?
The cow sat on him
What do you get when you tell
riley a penny for his thoughts?
Change
Why did riley climb over the
electrified chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side!!
Why was riley so excited when
he finished the 20-piece jigsaw puzzle in just over a year?
Because the box said 2-4 years
How did riley break his legs
raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!
What's the difference between
riley and an eggplant?
About 3 I.Q. points
What did riley name his pet
Zebra?
Spot
How do you keep riley who is
wearing sandals busy?
Tell him to tie his shoes
What did riley say when they
saw a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look, donut seeds!!"
Why do the members of the
initiative wear camouflage?
So no one will see them.
Hey.. what do riley and kate
have in common?
One word: pig
What do the scarecrow from the
land of oz and riley have in common?
Straw hair!
What's the difference between
the scarecrow from the land of oz and riley?
The scarecrow from the land of oz ended up with a brain!
Thanks to: Genevieve
for this one:
What do u get when you cross
riley with a mirror?
A fish head and broken glass
Thanks to: Win
for these:
Joey the raccoon is walking
through the forest and sees a bird. He asks: "Where do you go on
vacation?" The birds answers, "I fly, my mom flies, my dad flies and I
fly. I think we are going on a fly vacation.". Later he meets a fish and he
asks, "Where do you go on vacation?" The fish answers, "I swim,
my mother swims, my father swims and I swim. I think we are going on a swim
vacation." Later he sees a bum family. He asks, "Where do you go on
vacation?" The little boy answers "I reak, my mother reaks, my father
reaks, and I think we are going to Riley."
Riley goes to a sperm bank.
They give him a jar for his sperm and he goes behind the curtain, but since they
didn't have any new guests for a long time, they started to lisnten to the
certain and they heared, "HHhhhuummpprrfff, hhhhhhhhuuuuuummmmrpppppp."
He came out later and said, "I tried it with my left hand, i tried it with
my right hand, but i cant get the jar open."
Thanks to Hannah
for this:
The Scooby Gang faced a very
large battle and, during the fight, Riley, Spike, and Angel were killed. They
went to something like heaven. In the last battle, some time later, Xander, too,
died. Because he was such a nice boy, he also went to heaven.
However, before he could enter, he was warned by God to never step on a black
cloud. Xander promised not to.
So Xander walked in heaven, being careful to avoid the black clouds. There, he
met Angel, who - as hot as always- was being embraced by a girl. And what kind
of girl! She was horribly, horribly fat, like an overgrown pig, with fingers
like sausage rolls, a face that belongs on a hairy ape, and hair that once must
have lived.
But there she stood, hugging and kissing the world's sexiest body. Xander was
amazed. "What did you do to deserve that?" he asked Angel.
He answered, "Well, I stepped on a black cloud."
Xander couldn't stand the look of the girl any longer and went further. And
there he saw Spike, also with a girl by his side. And what kind of girl! If I
told you she was as ugly as a Chaos demon (I mean, have you ever seen a Chaos
demon?!), she might take it as a compliment! Skinny, no flesh nor breasts, boney
legs, boney fingers, boney face and hair that closely resembled straw!
And she was hugging and kissing the Universe's sexiest Happy Meal with Legs
Lover, His Salty Goodness Himself! Xander was in shock!
"What did you do to deserve this thing?" he asked in disgust.
His Godlike Lips answered, "Well, pet, I stepped on a black cloud."
Xander felt like he had to vomit, so he quickly went away. But there, he met
Riley, who (wonder by wonder) was also holding a girl. And what kind of a girl!
Her face was as beautiful as a moonbeam, her soft lips looked like butterflies'
wings, in her eyes little stars were shining, and her nose was so perfectly
well-shaped...and that is only her face I'm describing! She was beautiful,
perfect, wonderful, intelligent, and she had humour! Xander couldn't believe
what he saw.
"Oh my God," he whispered upon seeing the sexiest thing that has ever
seen the daylight, "Riley, what did you do to deserve this goddess?"
"Oh well," he answered, "...she stepped on a black cloud..."
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