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Riley's Site of the Moment
-- Site02
Presenting Riley Finn's choice
for the second site...
Drug
Problem Helpline
This is what Fish
Boy had to say about his choice!
Riley:
"Well, as
you know, I'm a junkie, or druggie, if you will. I take drugs and it was okay
up until I started getting all shaky and sweaty and everything, so I figure I
should quit. Anyway, I went searching for some kind of site and this is what I
found! The drug helpline! And I need help so...well, yeah! And-a...and, I-I'm,
uh, d-doing, b-better, I th-think...I-I d-don't...don't stut, don't stut, I
do'st stutter anymore..."
We had to end
the interview then because Riley broke into convulsions, started sweating more
and promptly collapsed. He was then run over by a heard of wild cows (one of
these being his beloved Bessie). We're oh-so-sorry to inform you of this
tragedy.
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