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Riley's Site of the Moment -- Site05

Presenting Riley Finn's choice for the fifth site...

Advocates for Abused and Battered Lesbians

This is what Fish Boy had to say about his choice!
Riley:

"This is a very serious issue, I gotta tell ya. Some of us here lesbians have to deal with abuse! This is bad. Let me tell you, I know the pain these people are going through because I was once an abused lesbian too. Yes, men can be lesbians too! I should know. I am a lesbian and I'm proud of it! Anyway, back in grade seven, I dated this girl and she used to beat me up and call me names - worse than fish boy! I won't say what they were, but they hurt me a lot. So stand up for lesbians! Remember: You can't beat a woman, even if you are a woman. I should know."

*Riley is suddenly clobbered by a group of lesbians, upset with him for butchering their sexual orientation like that. He doesn't survive. No charges are pressed.*

[Note: This site has nothing against homosexuality, homosexuals, or the site chosen.  Remember that this is all in good fun.]