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Riley's Site of the Moment -- Site11

Presenting Riley Finn's choice for the eleventh site...

Cows And Farms

This is what Fish Boy had to say about his choice!
Riley:

"As us Iowa Finns always say, this site is absolutely corny! And with us Finns, that's always a good thing! (snorts) This site'll tell y'all about the wonders of cows in farm life. It tells ya how they give us milk and what that milk is good for. It even tells ya about what they eat! This is good cause I want to know about that - nothing but the best goes to my Daisy and my Rosie and my Bessie and her little one, Betsey, and all me other cows! Yup, yup, it's a farmer's life for me!"

*Finishing his declaration of loyalty to the farm life, Riley picks up a glass of rancid milk to toast with. Downing it in a single gulp, he chokes on the curd and dies...*