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Riley's Site of the Moment -- Site16

Presenting Riley Finn's choice for the sixteenth site...

Savvy Male

This is what Fish Boy had to say about his choice!
Riley:

"This is a site all about relationships!  I figured that would be good cuz you know how I got married and all...  Anycow, Sam didn't want me to say anything, but we've been having problems, you know?  I mean, other than what she says about me 'not being able to please her in THAT way' or how she says I 'sometimes smell like fish'.  This is about her, me, and dear ol' Bessie.  Sam says she doesn't want me spending so much time with Bessie.  But I love Bessie!  Almost as much as I love Sam!  (Maybe more, but don't tell!)  She just doesn't understand...So I hoped this site would help.  But it doesn't have anything on wives that are jealous of cows...::sigh::  I'll have to keep looking...."

*Bessie and Sam gang up on Riley, with Bessie providing the milk and Sam poisoning it, so that when Riley drinks it, he dies.  Not unfortunately!*