r.k.h.u..riley & kate haters unite

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Top Ten Reasons to Hate Riley
10. He wears white shoes with black pants. So not only is he stupid and ugly, he also has no fashion sense!
9. He looks like he’s never seen a pair of scissors in his life! He really needs a haircut. Of course, even that won’t save him.
8. He drives for fun! God, the way he talks it sounds like the highlight of his life. “Wanna go out?E “Sorry, I’m busy. I’m driving tonight!EWeak.
7. “Yes. I am a lesbian.E He admitted it for God’s sake!
6. Can you say GI Joe wannabe? He thinks he’s some kind of superhero! And camouflage is out!
5. Come on, he couldn’t figure out that he wouldn’t be able to get into the voice-activated commando center without his voice. The second they lost their voices I figured that out! Someone isn’t too brightE#060;/font>
4. His best pick up line is “Did Willow tell you I like cheese?EGee, that’s sure to make you swoon!
3. Please. People, he uses words like “courtE So not what our up-to-the minute Slayer needs!
2. He rehearses his conversations! Hello! How does he know what she’s going to say, anyway? Maybe his imaginary friend plays her part for him! Come on!
And the number one reason to hate RileyE#060;/font>
1. He hurt Spike! Because of Riley and his stupid “InitiativeESpike can’t feed off of or hurt anyone anymore! And before he escaped, he had Spike trapped in a little cell! Nobody (except Buffy or Angel) hurts my platinum baby!