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Once upon a time there was a girl named Stu. Stu was an 8th grader, and everyday on the bus she would sit in the back and "eat" Tang. She once got a picture taken of her and decided to put it away for a while.
The next year, Stu's 9th grade, she went to her friend house. Her friend, Kitty, was having a surprise birthday bash. Kitty's friends all greeted her at the party happily, and they all had a good time thanks to the two girls: Freaky Jenny and Binzy Beans. Later that night, after Kitty's parents went to bed, Stu brought out the *BUMBUMBUM!*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stu rummaged through Kitty's household and searched for the almighty glass, Coca-Cola, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc...
Once she found the components, she set out for her quest. She poured all of these into one glass and stirred. Then, as Kitty held the camcorder, she opened the top of the jug to let the orange mist envelope their sences. Stu poured half the jug of Tang into the glass and stirred to make a syruppy brown substance. (If I remember right.) She prayed and drank up! But amazingly... IT WAS GOOD!
Many months later, in Mr. Hummph's Acting room during the Harvey play, a Nameless Wanderer came into the room carrying a jug of Tang under her jacket. *BUMBUMBUM!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That night of the performance, all the actors huddled around her and chugged Tang with nothing mixed in. Everyone had good selfesteem the rest of the night. That girl was declared Tang Queen in the Drama Department... It was Stu's 9th grade year, and Kitty was having another party. This time Binzy Beans and Freaky Jenny were back! Well, Stu had been trying to lay off the Tang because she'd been caught sniffing it!
*BUMBUMBUM!!!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well, she decided to sniff ^just a little bit^ to see if she could handle it. Stu turned around, making sure no one could see her do it. Suddenly she started coughing. Kitty turned on the camcorder and watched as Stu walked around the house like she was on crack. Almost on cue, Stu yelled, "I SMELL ORANGES!"
*AHHHHHHHH!* *BUMBUMBUM!* oops... that was backwards...
Then, during the spring play Heaven Can Wait, Kitty showed people the product, TANG!
*BUMBUMBUM!*
She passed it around during rehearsals and let ppl chomp it down until they all smelt oranges!
Then, in September, Kitty had another party! This one was a garage party. People were dancing and having fun, then J-Mo chugged a large cup of Tang! She ended up throwing up!!!
One day Kitty brought Stu to school and mentioned tang. Stu told Kitty she was passing the Tang Queen onto her!
Well, the moral is, DONT SNIFF TANG! IT IS GOOD FOR YOU, as long as it doesn't invade your brain.

is the best way to take doses of tang.

Sugar Free?! It's not possible!!! NOOOOOOO!



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